Catfood actually comes in three flavours: Gills and Fins, Beaks and Feet, Lips and arseholes.

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I heard that Linus named it git because he is one.

GM is just a technology, which can be put to many uses, and there are many methods. All pasta wheats, for example, are derived from radiation mutants.

And Mr Stevens, the head of catering.

For the love of God, don't carry a stinky takeout double whopper onto a plane.

Welcome Comrade! Advance behind this man. When he is shot, pick up his rifle and continue!

Full disclosure, I know one of the people involved in this venture.

A different business model, it uses voice models of professional artists to replace vocal tracks. The artists helped make the models and get royalties.

https://www.voice-swap.ai/

Not a book, but a true story from WW2:

5 May 1945 Troops of the 23rd Tank Battalion of the 12th Armored Division of the US XXI Corps led by Lieut. John C. "Jack" Lee, Jr., a number of Wehrmacht soldiers led by Major Josef "Sepp" Gangl, SS-Hauptsturmführer Kurt-Siegfried Schrader, and recently freed French prisoners of war defended Castle Itter against an attacking force from the 17th SS Panzergrenadier Division until relief from the American 142nd Infantry Regiment of the 36th Division of XXI Corps arrived.

https://en.wikipedia.org/...

In the distance, sirens.

And many countries, like the UK, aren’t even offering them anymore

I'm in the UK, and I got my latest flu/covid shots free a couple of months ago.

DON'T JOKE ABOUT ELECTROSTATIC CLUMPING.

Books pah! We didn't take books the last time I went mushroom foraging! Books are for cowards! We took a senior fellow from the University of London who specialised in mycology, instead.

It's also $70 in dog money.

Gnu's Not Unix Image Manipulation Program, if you please 8-)

I have a script which saves my fine location to a Google sheet when I disconnect from my car's Bluetooth. If, like me, you are the sort of klutz who can lose their car in a two-car garage.....

Probably not great if you have a pacemaker.

It's all very well having a Tesla implant, until you stop at a junction and your brain catches fire.

It's really difficult to buy them even now.

Cat milk

So, already a felon.