I try to take those characters as manifestations of the collective rather than a true individual.

And they all vote. (credit to George Carlin)

This agreement isn't worth the electricity it took to transmit the headline.

As someone who came over from reddit basically via Sync, this is normal. Dev likes to go MIA for extended periods of time and suddenly appears with huge updates.

Doesn't suit the still developing environment here, though.

they're a shitty corporation just like Nvidia

Neither of them are anyone's friend, but claiming they're the same level of nasty is a bit of a stretch.

I didn't know there were that many tech reviewers.

Might just be to indicate when it started happening. They could have written "M1" and still cause the same confusion, and I believed that's what the model is called.

Microsoft's idea of consent:

Do you want to turn on Recall?

• Yes
• Maybe Later

If engineers were the ones in control that would mean something.

As I see it, phone manufacturers have zero reasons to keep the battery degradation low, but many reasons to push advertised capacity and charging speed. If you were cynical, you could also assume that they're trying to make sure the battery doesn't last too long because they want to keep selling new phones.

In comparison, he probably is.

The Democrats' achilles heel.

The nice thing about hiking your prices by 50% is that unless a whole third of your users quit, you haven't lost anything.

He should quit and team up with Colbert to do something. Those two are fire, as the kids say.

Have the day you deserve! 👌🏻

Would have been slightly less stupid if the first image was captioned 2019.

Republicans when they get control again: You know what sounds like a great idea? Expanding the supreme court!

Or maybe tipping is enabling the practice?

Hardware can't fix what's broken in software.

That's the point everyone making these memes is missing. If they actually had nukes already, none of this would be happening.

This offensive is supposed to make sure they don't develop nuclear weapons, whether the reasoning is fabricated or not.

(destructive noises) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me!

They say the key to any successful battle is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!

My absolute favorite: You win again, gravity!