Only problem is that we usually ask for the bill; not the cheque.

The thing is we typically say “guard” instead of “fender” when referring to the car body panel surrounding the wheel. Although this could be regional within Australia

Metal Gear...?!

I think the "escape from prison" part won't happen, because we see Lucia with an ankle monitor in the promo pic. Implying she's on parole or something. The rest sounds plausible though.

You don't not play bad games?

I don't not un-play not bad games.