don't trust a cathboy either

soggy ol' diaper cushions his fall

checkmate democrats /s

my belief that your belief has little impact on the reality?

lol, it's usually just rotted food, pressed into surfaces and not properly cleaned, uncleaned drains so your not able to properly rinse the floors and whatnot, gross but not quite that gross

"Boku Yori Sukoshi Taiyō ni Chikai" (A Little Closer to the Sun than Me)

this.

i got a friend who says to me now, "I get where you're coming from and that's really kind of you, but it isn't really all good, is it?" and it's been e n l i g h t e n i n g

you know, i've never tried it, but i do have faith that you are very wrong, wouldn't you just suck the air through the straw too?

put your boots on, don't want to catch a cold

you're whale cum

if it weren't socially unacceptable then everyone would just be doing it, that's why they had to make it socially unacceptable and provide us with a more profitable alternative, in fact, if you've been so conditioned by society that you truly didn't want the frog eggs, your body would have a way of shutting that sort of thing down, we all love boba, don't we, guys?

excuse me, my parents said that it was gavin newsom who broke up his family☝️

oops, guess i'll die

not a movie, but charlie from iasip, he could fix me, i'd make him milk steak every night with extra jelly beans T-T i'd just have to kidnap him from the gang first -_-

how many puffs would a pickle puff pickle if a pickle puff could puff pickles?

but the guy who makes the funny steel is just so sexy and manly, do you want us all to be boring and on time all the time? like, if things worked, that would just make us the cogs, wouldn't it? /s

what's so bad about this movie?

grow up, everyone knows the pizza is mexico's signature state dish, the only difference is that taco bell doesn't use the hatch green chilies

it's honestly so fun to zoom in on this one, its like every texture is trying to be something while every Thing devolves into a funny mess of random shapes and colours, my favourites are the 'food pictures', and on the blue van, there is a bumper sticker on the left that looks like some kind of sad caveman peepo emote

the higher, the fewer