Who knew that being a publicly facing cunt makes people not want to buy your product. Shocking discovery.

And they were roommates

I can destroy 99% of cancer cells in a lab using a hammer. The important part is whether you can do the same in a person without killing them.

Imagine pissing off your free labour. Spez is a fucking idiot.

I just want to remind everyone that the only reason you’re not a civilian in gaza right now shitting yourself over the consequences of the actions of violent group who hasn’t held elections since 2006 is just pure birth lottery. Keep that in mind before you say something stupid.

Heres the fun part. They never actually shrink the government. They just cut spending on social programs that improve people’s lives and put the money into the military and the police.

‘In lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.”

Too funny to be a bot.

Inb4 ‘WIKIPEDIA IS HAMAS!!’ allegations start being thrown

I guess Americans will never get cheap electric cars. Make no mistake. US automakers aren’t going to use this tariff to buy time to make competitive cheap electric cars. They’re just going to rest on their laurels and continue to sell large overpriced trucks, SUV and their EV counterparts.

Let’s be honest here. This is probably the only way a ceo would ever be punished for crimes against the poor in America. Unfortunately this will probably lead to the increased militarisation of ceo security teams (and the police) rather than a recognition of why someone would want to dome a ceo in the first place.

Thank god the bubbles finally starting to burst. I am tired of hearing about ‘AI’.

But everything changed when the file nation attacked

Democrats will do anything to lose an election

It’s not hard to be saintlier than the catholic church. Just don’t systematically abuse kids and you’re good.

Wow, super problematic op

No window is ever closed in russia

This is extremely funny

Struggling to roll out products that don’t immediately break. Struggling to keep pace with competitors after blowing a huge lead. Facing new threats in the form of arm and risc v. I know, let’s lay off staff that’ll help.

It can be both

Gives me similar vibes to a southern plantation owner saying ‘my slaves are all happy; they’ve never complained to me!’