This is you ;)

Whoever does those signs through Orinda is always on fire and they’re always so consistently topical.

It wasn’t a big deal until Trump threw a corrupt tantrum.

Great, now when I’m on vacation I have to worry about some goblin that put their dirty shoes in the microwave. What the fuck? That’s a food surface other people share with you.

Hahahahahahaha

If a bill headlines as “think of the children” it is always evil and full of unrelated shit. No exceptions.

Good on those 3 republicans for looking out for their constituents. Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go take a shower after writing that last sentence.

But was he slammed?

If it doesn’t eat at least 25 batteries an hour I’m not interested.

Always plan accordingly for the conditions. It’s never ok for your lack of planning to become everyone else’s problem.

Holy shit I’ve only gotten 1 ticket in my entire life and it was BS. It’s…really not hard to not break traffic laws.

Can you name one example of an EV in this price range that meets western crash safety standards?

Everyone is so unfair to the child rapist :(

Instructions unclear, am fat now.

Why is the word porn censored?

Lmao there isn’t even a Sears anymore but this is seared into our brains.

I like the Indian saying when making crepes/pancakes. “The first one is for baby Ganesha”.

And when it doesn’t, an air can upside-down in the speaker grille leaves no evidence.

Hahahahahha you have way too much faith in lazy pigs. Writing tickets to motorists in the bike lane is way less fun than raping children and beating minorities.

It’s all water under the fridge at this point.

Did you forget that your car has a license plate and registration lol