I'm hard pressed to say what my personal favorite system is, but currently I'm saying Fabula Ultima.

Obligatory "...but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards!"

This is priceless!

Man, those two are just so cute together!

God, can you imagine what a nightmare it would be to play D&D with the Warners? Though as long as you just went with the flow, it'd probably be fine; they only really harass people who are too stuck up.

This entire storyline is adorable.

3.x, Book of Erotic Fantasy, Orgasmic Vibrations.

I wish so hard that it had been my idea, but someone on a forum I'm on thought of it first.

"Well, after I accidentally snapped my last boyfriend's dick in half with my ass cheeks, I decided to expand my horizons!"

Always loved this one.

Always geek the mage first.

Arrgh! You and your wonderful cliffhangers!!!

It is a US thing, although exaggerated for comedy. At least when I was in retail, I did several of those things.

She is adorable.

I'm just loving this storyline, thank you for posting it.

Congratulations on getting married! Also, I am totally here for this plotline!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

Also, I got the title wrong :(

Beautiful work as always. Very moving.

I have several, but my favorite is probably "I am this group's current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!"

Wait a minute, that set glows in the dark?! I've had a set that looks like that for years, and had no idea it glowed!