Become a republican

“Oh you grew up in Phoenix? My family’s in Scottsdale. So, like, do you have pubes?”

You don't like bush, cool, don't sleep with someone who has one.

Should this conversation happen prior to the encounter, then?

And “dangerous urban youths”

Algae and shame

deep lakes

So I guess if we blow up the dam, we’re in the clear

Nope, hedges.

For some reason I waited until June 19 🤦

Blackface for nerds

Not sure, you’d have to ask him.

Stephen Hawking is a major proponent of this hypothesis.

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Careful! They’re truffled!

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I just use light mode all the time and I don’t have to worry about it. 😏

He’s gon-diddly-one.

Could you imagine them trying to cram trump into a flight suit and then into a fighter jet for a carrier landing? The plane would plunge into the ocean. Ok so wait they should try this

Whenever I see kids selling lemonade now, I think about how they are subsidized by their parents (you know they’re not buying those supplies at the store) and then I realize most grown adults who “start businesses” are subsidized by their parents as well. So what I’m saying is that lemonade stands are unfair. Also, I never carry cash and they rarely take Venmo.

Same thing is happening spaceX right now. Pump-and-dump before our very eyes, in real time.

I have heard this argument and agree with it. However… to use those services, you already have to dox yourself. You have to create an account (they nerf anonymous access to the point of unusability) and in doing so, link your name into the web of information these ad brokers and their ilk already have about you. And that is FAR MORE than any government-issued ID would provide.

So my immediate reaction to an ID requirement is “no way” but further thought reveals that it really doesn’t matter. The only way to win is not to play. None of those social media apps/sites are necessary, nobody has to use them.

“The cats responded to positive-reinforcement treats by simply demanding more treats”