Sheriff Lamb, a frequent guest on the right-wing media circle and harsh critic of the Biden administration’s border policies, gave the only conceivable answer: “Look, it gets dark every night.” 

Not a lawyer, but I would assume that reckless driving would apply here. If nothing else, he should be liable for the damages financially due to negligence

Why are you trying to keep your rice out of your curry, who eats them separately, that's insane

Spspspsp?

Steak has a legitimate use.

I wanted this for my dog, but instead she chewed the toy into nothing but a scrap of cloth that eventually disappeared

One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.

Ngl, that actually sounds pretty good

Granted, cats now weigh thousands of pounds.

And we will absolutely, positively never know.

The size of Monica's apartment was mentioned in the show. It was her grandma's apartment and under rent control; the apartment building didn't know that it wasn't the Grandma anymore. With that, it wasn't unreasonable for her to be able to afford it during the 90s

What's the SCP number for this abomination

Sir, this is a Wendy's

I don't know your specifics, but implementing adequate security and being mildly infuriating often go hand in hand by necessity.

And as soon as the government wants it, most companies hand it right over.

Looks like a unix timestamp

Reddit may not track that, which isn't a defense against GDPR violations.

I thought we were about to break out into a verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire"

That's nothing, once I went through the desert on a horse with no name.

People have kids that can move out? And they have money for retirement? I'm guessing this isn't in America...?