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@sh.itjust.works

bastian_5 135 points 3 years ago

So we've confirmed that there were only 270 kilos of drugs on the premises?

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bastian_5 83 points 3 years ago

Workers aren't supposed to use the law of supply and demand. Only the employers can do that.

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bastian_5 69 points 3 years ago

Linux updates: here's the whole new desktop, GUI, appstore, start menu analog, and you can now summon a demon to do your bidding (no gui yet, you have to use the terminal until next update)

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bastian_5 56 points 3 years ago

Basically the entire show boils down to "they're bigots but it's funny because they are nerds who are supposedly also oppressed by society"

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bastian_5 54 points 3 years ago

Please select all boxes in picture containing your house:

Please select all boxes on floorplan containing your room:

Please select all boxes in picture containing where you are hiding:

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bastian_5 48 points 3 years ago

How else did you think they got the dialup noises to play?

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bastian_5 43 points 3 years ago

3000 years ago they were already 1000 years old.

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bastian_5 37 points 3 years ago

"r/woooosh"

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bastian_5 36 points 3 years ago

Meanwhile swap them to get normal baking and cooking without a predefined recipe. Anyone can cook and have it turn out well. If you do not have at least a masters in chemistry and you try to bake, it will fucking explode, burn, still be frozen in the center (even if it wasn't before), be too salty, need a little bit more salt, implode, and make the entire house smell like it's on fire until the heat death of the universe 5 seconds after you put it in the oven.

If you have a recipe they're fairly similar, but baking is more precise while cooking usually requires more direct attention.

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bastian_5 35 points 3 years ago

But why is it always nazis? Nobody jokingly organizes a movement to eat the landlords that actually causes some landlords to get eaten, but the same cannot be said about "jokingly" organizing a hate mob that actually hurts people.

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bastian_5 35 points 3 years ago path: 0 5122545, hotness: undefined, score: 35, children: 9
bastian_5 32 points 3 years ago

If you think you're useless you probably ARE being taken advantage of.

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bastian_5 31 points 2 years ago

About 75% of the code I copy I then figure out through a combination of fucking around and deduction

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bastian_5 31 points 2 years ago

Why not both at different times?

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bastian_5 29 points 3 years ago

The other side of this meme

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bastian_5 28 points 3 years ago

Obviously Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan are outside

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bastian_5 28 points 3 years ago

Well at least happy bir... oh it's not? Then it must be your friend's... oh...

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bastian_5 27 points 3 years ago

The show writers by helping to perpetuate ableism, mysogany, transphobia, etc...

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bastian_5 26 points 3 years ago

But, but, but...

The nice creators won't be getting their money.... Oh wait, you have to buy from resellers...

The nice scalpers won't be able to get their money!

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bastian_5 26 points 3 years ago

A desk sounds like exactly the type of thing that would just eventually get put together because I was bored one Tuesday. It might take a few months, but it would eventually happen

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