Important to note ADB is still unaffected

If someone wants to see my hairy ass they better have a 4k view of it

The one thing Apple has done an amazing job of over the years is providing a solid, clean, common application framework for all of their systems.

iOS doesn't even have a universal back button, every app has their own way of implementing it.

It's not universal. It has become more common, but there is no OS-level enforcement

I'll try but I'm not the smartest tool in the shed

Good ideas, let's see

motion sensor on top of your shower

That'll detect my shower area motion not when shower in on. When I am cleaning the shower or sitting in a bathtub I don't want mood lighting or other automations to be triggered.

trying to detect the vibration of the water flow

Vibration sensor can work but it's a ceiling shower so I'll have to see if I have enough space. This is the closest to a viable solution given my situation.

a simple switch that you hit before you get into the shower

Yeah that's a fallback option, but I try to automate my home whenever I can and not perform manual tasks. I know my groggy morning self is forgetting to even hit this simple switch.

Would it get triggered for... other clapping-like sounds?

Microphone is certainly an interesting choice I hadn't thought of before at all. It's something I can test easily, I'll have to see how well it plays with music too. I'll give it a shot

I normally keep the door closed, but this is an elegant solution and I think I can work with this. Just gotta change my habit a bit

I already have a presence sensor (Tuya) in my bathroom. Maybe I can use that + humidity sensor, everyone is saying it's faster than you expect so I'll give it a shot.

I'm such an idiot, I thought being halfway across the world from this orange pedo would keep me shielded from his shenanigans. I was so wrong, this one man has messed up the entire world. Why is allowed to live still? I abhor violence but I also understand when an exception (or two) have to be made

I ... Didn't think of that. I don't have a lever shower but placing a simple button inside the niche for toiletries is such a simple solution. I'll look for some IP67 buttons.

Close! OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml gave an even better solution: how about one button inside the shower that I can just press? I don't know how I missed that

It's still not impossible, since professional humans can do it too. It'll never be 100% accurate though and that's just something we have to accept.

Yeah I agree! In general, a product should be either software or hardware, and companies shouldn't have say on the other one. If you're selling hardware (phone, TV, computer) you have no right to lock the software. If you're selling software (apps, games), you have no right to lock it to a specific hardware.

Is this adjusted for PPP?

So this isn't adjusted for PPP. Obviously countries like Norway where wages are high and the currency is stronger than the dollar will have a higher cost

Can you not buy a static IP address from them? It's inexpensive

That kind of blows, I'm blessed with an ISP who doesn't discriminate against power users and I get it gor relatively cheap (~$15 per month)

Then it's a question of semantics, and how you define "God". Would you consider big bang as "God"?