Just because they love doing the job (and they do) doesn't mean they should be doing it for free, so sayeth the Union for Employed Weasels.

M.C. Escher meets the musings of a computer on fentanyl

The whole "Bricks and Mini-figs" debacle took the tiniest shred of belief I have left in US police accountability and absolutely nuked it from orbit.

Oops! The cameras were accidentally turned off. But if you can prove they weren't, well then whoops! Here's that footage you asked for... But all the faces are blurred and all the audio is deleted "to protect the innocent," and for NO OTHER REASON, thanks for asking.

I'm sure you wouldn't be the only one, but good luck penetrating the ultimate echo chamber of "anyone who is accused of any crime must be some kind of a degenerate and therefore not worthy of any further scrutiny."

Macaco?

So it is with great pleasure that I present you with the first of many revamps the “Revolution WOW” campaign will unveil over the next year. I give you the Buddy Mangione. Now that’s not the sanctioned term we’re using for the symbol, just something we’ve been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn’t it pop? Buddy Mangione!

Nothing "resting" about those "terrified cartoon frog" eyeballs

"What I'm doing is being busy making this country the safest it's ever been in the modern history of the United States."

- FBI Director and Alcoholic Mess, Kash Patel

Source

Been a lot of "demon" talk from him lately. Tucker's literally turning into Alex Jones before our very eyes.

Every time. Show me angry writing on a piece-of-shit car riddled with grammatical and/or spelling errors, and I'll show you a Republican voter.

Ensure you're registered to vote, vote, and encourage others to vote!

"Yeah, this 8+ year Olympic athlete over here, what a loser," said the obese old rapist, via his own Twitter rip-off made exclusively for other sad individuals, flanked by a washed-up children's YouTuber and a man in his late 50's who chose the name "kid" for himself.

Yeah, please. Why be deceptive? It serves no one.

Better yet, take responsibility for your own pleasure. Play an active role in getting what you want out of the act. Communicate. Why wouldn't you?

Ok, but he's also the guy that women need protection from.

Just you wait...

• 2024: Wicked (Part 1)
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"I pulled some strings, and I got The List. In fact, I've got it right here with me now."

* Pulls napkin from his pocket *

"Hey, would you look at that -- Kamala Harris, right at the top, just as I suspected... Joe Biden, yep, that tracks... Wow, ALL of the Clintons, how about that? And not surprisingly, Donald J. Trump is definitely nowhere to be found on the Epstein List. Welp, there ya have it everybody."

Oh, so Hertz has gotten wise to... every online platform that exists: Outsourcing all responsibility for their user-hostile bullshit to some vague "system" that cannot be held accountable.

I'm so sorry but the advertised cost has doubled because... Computer says so! No, sir, there's nothing I can do, sir, you see it's the system.

And you can't go anywhere else, because everyone else is doing it (or soon will be) too!

What a vile woman.

Ya gotta appreciate the guy's perfectly executed Uno Reverse Card when she started winding up to throw her cup of coffee.

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.