Absolutely not lol, no human is property and privacy is a human right (though one that is frequently abused). You shouldn't need to give up your rights to run for office, that's ridiculous.

One of my fav xkcds, nice adaptation. (here for those uninitiated)

Absolutely, good write up. Unfortunately, ICE seems to sometimes not care about any of that.

Oh there are plenty of people offended that bi people exist. Some of them being plain old homophobes ("bi people are just as bad"), some of them being lgbt+ people who think bi people are just indecisive and can't choose a side/are traitors to the rest of the lgbt+ community (as ridiculous as it sounds).

wait, MS cares about their product? then why is it so... gestures vaguely at the OS

Oh don't worry, we'll hit the other points again real soon. Consistency is not this guy's strength

Oh it sure does

Why the fuck would they target her? Who gives a shit about her?

I don't think OOP has thought this one through, tasting things through my butt would be one of the last things I'd wish for

I think my grandpa saw this meme in his youth

Decent way to end up with a manslaughter charge

I like gallows humor mate, this is not that. Pic of a woman who's presumably about to be raped with nothing else is not humor.

To be fair, that is a very nice bosom.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that you're higher than the tower of babel at its peak

Almost perfect username, just missing an L

I think you may have been living under a rock, or possibly just without an internet connection

At first i thought "kinda weird to talk about summer like it's happening right now", and then i realised... it is. Hemispheres be fucky

Nah it's like how some cultures used to bury live servants with their masters when the master died. Pretty greedy tbh, that printer could serve generations after them

Light becomes a megalomaniacal psychopath, he can hardly be called a gary stu

RAW I agree with you, but since it also explodes if you overcharge it I'd probably flavor rule that it explodes if it breaks too.