Please stop writing headlines that start with “Trump, 79,” that don’t end with. Well. You know.

I am once again begging people to not post headlines that start with “Trump, 79,” that doesn’t end with. Well. You know.

Graduate students famously never make mistakes (like including their own hair in samples) and also never smoke weed. So that couldn’t be it.

Your monk can catch arrows now? Don’t stop shooting them. Shoot them more.

It is not okay to make fun of someone for something they had no influence over. Their height, or race, or how rich or poor they grew up.

It is 100% okay to make fun of someone for their terrible decisions. Like wearing skintight leather pants to your late husband’s funeral where you publicly got to like first base with the vice president and sold merch.

Ah, it’s fine. RAM’s cheap.

Wait, what now? Oh. Oh dear.

I’d say the evangelical base won’t appreciate sex with teens but… given their track record they’ll probably say well actually sex with teens is just a-ok with us now

I am once again begging people to not post headlines that start with “Trump, 79,” that doesn’t end with. Well. You know. The start of the party.

I am once again begging people to not post headlines that start with “Trump, 79,” that doesn’t end with. Well. You know.

Jesus, man. The false equivalency is just so terrible.

The devil never asked for an advocate, and those nazi wannabes didn’t either. You don’t have to defend them, especially with language they’d laugh at.

It’s always cool to kick a nazi in the balls.

Chloroform is the third most dangerous thing on that list.

The latest copium they’re smoking is that Sliwa not dropping out convinced potential Cuomo voters not to show up. They think all Sliwa’s voters would have gone to Cuomo, plus a bunch more non-voters would have surely shown up.

Anyone’s fault but the sex pest, I suppose.

That’s what I’m using! It’s great. Definitely has that Apollo feel.

They sure do love their three-fifths down south.

Lol good luck getting boomers to look at grey text on light grey backgrounds

I do this for the ICE recruitment ads (🤮)

The trouble with appeasement is that you’re eventually pushed to the point where you won’t cave anymore. You say no. And they punish you for it.

And now, all that appeasement has meant nothing. You sold your soul, you didn’t fight back, you did damage to yourself or your reputation or your customers or whatever. But you’re right where you would have been if you didn’t appease at all.

You have an enemy. If you didn’t, they wouldn’t be making you do terrible things. Do you want to tell them no to their face now? Or after they’ve recruited you into their scheme for years?

It’s sunk cost fallacy as international strategy and it’s terrible.

As an actual professional organic chemist, ironically, these make my eyes hurt.

Both 5e and the 2024 rules only crit / crit miss on attacks. But Baldur’s Gate 3 introduced them on checks, which muddied the waters.

BG3 also did drinking potions as bonus actions, which 5e did not do but many DM’s (including those in several well-known real play shows) did as a house rule, then they incorporated it into the 2024 rules.

What a mess.