What, you egg?

[He stabs him]

Balls

THEYRE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRICKING FROGS GAY HNNGHGNGHGH

Biblically accurate cat

10% mensch klingt aber schon ein bissel viel

Do not let a woman who decorates her buttocks deceive you, By wily coaxing, for she is after your granary;

man shouldnt wear pants at all 🤤

What about those mini ones

Dann lieber gar nich arbeiten 👍

So the right wanting to ostracise and kill ppl is the same as the left changing around some words lmao you cant seriously believe that one of those isnt way worse than the other But sure both sides and all that huh

Do you have to wear cat ears to play chess or are they optional?

Can't I just enjoy a meal? A succulent chinese meal?

Have you tried revanced?

It took me a minute to figure out but thats bc im a dirt-eating cave dweller, so if you arent that you shouldnt have any trouble :3

https://github.com/...

God, i can hear his kermit voice in my head

I <3 the micro plastics in my body ✨️✨️

Is that hatsune miku, the author of harry potter and creator of minecraft?

Sucker dicks

Okay will modify my current chess uniform 👍

When you gaze into the spoon, the spoon also gazes into you

I've come to make an announcement