I wonder if any lessons were learned here? No reference in article to other potential fixes involving waiting until async code finishes. Seems like an obvious one (in hindsight)

Wikipedia says their named after a dildo from the book Naked Lunch.

Doing great work. Thanks.

And of course! Sterols! What I've been saying all along!

The south is easily persuaded, hence brand name

Soda is what it is, comes from soda fountain, soda water etc.

Midwest on some otherworldly cute BS. Dafuq is pop, the sound it makes?!

This is gross. This costs them nothing. Enshittification manifest

Twins my cheeks... Left couple cuter

https://play.google.com/... It's real boss

We are here. Dozens of us!

Goat banana post

Keep your eyes open only enough to not bump into stuff. Close when not needed

This person gets it. "When I need one"

Draco Malfoy looking MFer

What's his next stop in Va about? Is he extraditing himself?

Naughty knot that's not a knot no mo

"Keep the power" "Conservative radio"

Slowclap

Betting this is (was?) Buca di Beppo. God I miss that place

The act of "listening" had changed tons to make this news not too exciting for me..

I'd guess the amount of ppl not paying attention to what they're listening to (algorithms, putting whatever on as background noise like for sleep) is more than audiophiles devouring b-sides of their favorite, modestly popular artists.

Garbage in, garbage out

Fan here and was never even this nerdy. Great writing and characters!

We're going to scan your face and hope you're dumb enough to pull a fast one on us. We hope this process identifies you but if it doesn't, we're going to let you through anyway, but only for ten days. You know, in case you get radicalized or, gain a few pounds or something. The time it took to align your greasy mug and snap a photo cost us $298, we can only assume, but we're charging YOU $45 so we can appease the right wing dummies who hate gubmint & taxes. Security through obscurity, not even the right reasons