I hope he falls down those stairs when he’s getting on his first flight.

They’re gonna release him when they drain the pool and find those blue sheets coming up in the middle too, right? …right?

He simultaneously has “do you know who my dad is” face and “I mutilate small animals in the basement” energy.

He’s not planning on leaving the White House.

If they are actually outraged, they’re either too dumb to remember this when they have to vote or still think that he’s better than any democrat.

Top ten Far Side comic for me.

Trump ordered flags at half mast until Sunday. So this piece of shit got what he quite literally asked for and it’s a national tragedy, but innocent children killed in schools on a weekly basis get “nothing we can do about it, thoughts an prayers 🤷‍♂️.” Fucking clownshow.

Oh look, we found the global pedophile cabal that’s been running the government. Unfortunately, the people who have been shouting about it for the last decade or so are going to be quiet because it’s their guys and they don’t hold their guys accountable.

They couldn’t prosecute a sitting president because it would cause a constitutional crisis and the guy has been back in office a week and is already causing them on his own.

Him pushing for and then accepting someone else’s peace prize award says everything anyone needs to know about him: he’s the biggest asshole in the world and has no shame.

This is what every journalist in America needs to be doing right now.

If there was a liberal going from school to school, holding debates with kids the way Charlie Kirk did, the right would be screaming about indoctrination for the next ten years. Nancy is spot on; this was never about discourse, it was always about indoctrination.

“I don’t know who he is” - this answer should be immediately disqualifying for a president who just gave out a pardon. They should have asked about 50 follow-up questions just based on his incompetence at pardoning people just because Biden’s justice dept found them guilty.

Wow, that obvious thing that we all knew and he denied is true. I wish that half the country would learn that he lies about everything.

She was trying to go out in a glaze of glory.

This asshole replaced Joe biden’s presidential portrait in the whitehouse with a picture of an auto pen and now someone has been just copying and pasting his signature?

Weird how every time Trump says that he’s in secret talks with someone, the other party denies it. It’s like everyone is lying all the time, or just one person is lying all the time. It’s sad when I believe other countries that we’re at war with over the president.

So now instead of zero blockades like we had two months ago, we have two blockades?

So this guy has time to be CEO of twitter, spacex, xai, starlink, tesla, boring company, head of DOGE and still has time to try to hook up with thousands of girls online? Something tells me CEOs are pretty useless if you can be running that many companies each week.

Might be smart for Iran to just attack trump’s businesses as retribution for the bombings; if they attack the military, we’ll surely get pulled into another war, but just going after trump’s businesses will probably avoid a military response and maybe will make republicans come around to the fact that he should have divested himself from his businesses when he became president.