Didn't Elon have the opportunity to end world hunger for 8 billion dollars a couple years ago?

Wait, aren't guns supposed to make you safer? Why don't they just put a good guy with a gun in there and save some money?

This literally, down to the amount raised and the reason why, happened to me today.

So instead of electing a black rocket scientist, Republicans elected someone who's blatantly stealing their money and calling it legal?

Why are fast food places charging premium prices for slowed down food with cheaper ingredients? If I'm gonna spend over $10 or over 10 minutes at a place you bet your ass it isn't gonna be a fast food joint. It's gonna be a place with real ingredients and an atmosphere that isn't overflowing toilets.

Disney was accused of doing some pretty heinous things. How can you just "drop it and move on" when you thought they were operating a global child sex ring? Do conservatives not care about global child sex rings anymore?

Prices on everything will go up exponentially while income comes down. Worker protections won't exist and the people in charge of your health, whether food, medical, other goods, will only care about which company gives them a bigger check.

Remember how baby food had to be recalled recently because it was unsafe to feed babies? That ain't happening anymore! Fuck the babies! And if you can't afford your $4k/month rent, to prison with you (because homelessness will be illegal and prison labour cheap cheap cheap!)

If these people were on fire and their talking heads told them they weren't they would say they weren't.

After seeing Dr. Strange and not understanding the entire movie engine because I don't have Disney+ I stopped watching MCU movies. I'd love to go see this movie now that I know it's out but why spend time and money watching actors in front of a green screen doing things I don't understand because I didn't watch multiple TV shows?

I like how the only way to protect yourself is to freeze your credit but also the private websites to freeze your credit that also leak your data like a drippy faucet won't let you create an account to freeze your credit.

Stuart Little - mice can't talk anymore

I used to eat fast food every day after work. If I had a side hustle, I would eat fast food after my side hustle. But I stopped when I would go through the drive thru, pay $15, then sit for 10 minutes in the parking lot for old, cold, shitty food. Fast food isn't fast. Fast food isn't cheap. And fast food doesn't taste good. It's been over 3 years since I voluntarily ate fast food and I'm never going back.

Since he's a cop that means no charges right? Just a child with life altering injuries?

It's a good thing food costs haven't increased before this was announced! Where's the dollar menu again?

It's a good thing we weren't automating anything before this! Nothing at all. Companies DEFINITELY weren't researching and implementing automation until right now when the minimum wage increased. And they DEFINITELY will start hiring more people if the wages go down again.

Why do Nazis feel safe and accepted in Ron DeSantis's Florida?

The fun thing about the Fediverse is that when this goes down the other instances stay up, so whoever is doing the attacks isn't really doing much except promoting people to create accounts on multiple instances. Which makes the numbers look really big.

As someone who used to be a daily fast food eater, I'm just proud that these greedy fast food chains have forever lost me as a customer. Ethics aside, after not eating at these places for so long, I now get to compare the experience to the local places around me or my own cooking skills. The only way I'd ever go back to one of these fast food joints I used to frequent daily is if they provide a better value than myself or the local restaurants here. And the local quick service places here give you a ton of good food instantly for under $10, which I know McDonalds et al will never reach again.

If they're meant for students than you wouldn't be mad if they were closed during the day would you? Since that's when students are in school and all.

Well that's awkward. I'm quite literally wearing this shirt right now.