It's a low hanging fruit, but I mean... The tree doesn't have a lot of higher fruits, and they're not as tasty anyway.

Just like regular libraries have copyrighted books: they lend them to one person at a time.

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/456/

Like if this side must be exactly 34 wheel revolutions long, you put a dent on the side of your wheel, you roll it in a straight line, and when your dent touches the ground for the 34th time, you just measured a length with a wheel.

γ is the Greek letter gamma. Those are γ-rays, not y-rays.

And those motherfuckers are right.

Let's say, hypothetically, that I'm not a Nintendo spy. Let's also say that, still hypothetically, I would be interested in, or curious about, maybe, what would have been your first choice. Would you hypothetically tell it to me?

Not talking about pirating anything, btw. Just making hypotheses about a purely imaginary scenario.

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With the data I have at hand, people mostly seem to die in them.

You seem to have been really triggered by that innocent and random comment. Would you like some mint tea?

Did you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?

Breakfast: second

At first I thought "This guy's done", then I thought "There are still Russians not indoctrinated, and they got balls. Let's hope it sparkles some things in others".

Any major distro should do it imo. Personally I run Fedora because I tried it out years ago and I'm past the distro hopping phase. It just works™ (most of the time, as every distro).

PopOS is getting traction, and I think it's deserved. I only use it on my gaming rig and never had major problems. Based on Ubuntu if I recall so the majority of Ubuntu tutos should be compatible.

I tried ZorinOS as well. It's paid (10 bucks per major version if I recall), but it's surprisingly stable and well fleshed out. It aims to mimic Windows or MacOS design out of the box, for people that migrate to Linux. They have a free lite version. Based on Ubuntu as well. The only reason it's not my main OS is because Fedora is already installed on my main rig and I'm lazy.

As suggested, Debian is still its old self, and it's a good thing. The stability thing although means that you won't get the latest bells and whistles. On the other end of the spectrum there's Arch but it's far less "set and forget" than the other distros. At least it's longer to set, harder to forget. I would rather go with Manjaro, with which I had a really good experience years ago, never any major struggle. But It still needs a bit of minimal maintaining.

Years ago, when Ubuntu started their Unity and Amazon partnering bullshit, I switched to Linux Mint. I don't know how it is today, but at the time it was the go-to replacement for Ubuntu: all the advantages without any of the inconvenient.

Honestly, just pick one of the major ones, try it in a live environment to be sure the defaults suit you, and you should be good to go for years.

Are we gatekeeping being rejected now?

Kids these days will never understand that Louis Armstrong doesn't have a Mastodon.

So he's "a Maori King" and it has been contracted in the title just like in "Florida man eats own face after setting crocodile on fire".

The only use I have for Google Assistant is to call people when I'm in my car, and even then it doesn't work correctly.

• "Call " -> Calls a business in a neighbouring country which happens to have the same (common) name as my wife.
• "Call " -> Calls my wife.
• "Call " -> Calls another business in the same neighbouring country which name contains my father's first and last name.
• "Call " -> Calls my father.

Wtf really. Those two businesses must keep wondering who's that number that keeps calling them at absurd times from another country and never leaves a message, because I can never remember who I must use the full name of...

The word coming french has to do with it in this case. But to be fair, the french changed the spelling of "beefsteak" to "bifteck" to match the spelling with the pronunciation, so feel free to write "rondevoo", I guess.

Don't know how it works there, but where I live, cops can suspect heavily that you're drunk, but without a positive alcootest they can't charge you. If you don't want the alcootest, they send you to the hospital to have a blood analysis. It would have been the best scenario for this woman.