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captnanonymous

@lemmy.world

captnanonymous 22 points 2 years ago

More lies.

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captnanonymous 18 points 2 years ago

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captnanonymous 18 points 3 years ago

Woodworking Jesus warned us against the evils of epoxy river tables and lichtenberg figure burning.

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captnanonymous 17 points 3 years ago

"Rosebud frozen peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness."

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captnanonymous 15 points 2 years ago

But how old are your knees and ankles?

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captnanonymous 14 points 3 years ago

The bag is full of post-1999 MTG cards that I will trade for pre-1999 MTG cards.

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captnanonymous 10 points 2 years ago

Do you want Temu Pinhead to show up? *We have such deeply discounted sights to show you. *

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captnanonymous 9 points 3 years ago

Why'd ye' spill yer' beans?

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captnanonymous 8 points 2 years ago

Definitely add to resume.

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captnanonymous 8 points 3 years ago

As are professional curse words.

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captnanonymous 8 points 3 years ago

Swords, Technology, Engineering, Mathematics

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captnanonymous 6 points 3 years ago

Thanks for looking into this, officer Silkshirtski. Beth left here last night with that dirtbag Glenn, and he just kept saying he was "gonna take our daughter out tonight" and asking us if we wanted to "find hell with him"? We're just sick with worry over here.

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captnanonymous 6 points 3 years ago path: 0 5810710, hotness: undefined, score: 6, children: 1
captnanonymous 6 points 2 years ago

It's because of Borat.

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captnanonymous 5 points 3 years ago

Fair enough. Palak paneer is not what I'd call "show food". Although if you pass on every food that looks like vomit, you're going to miss out on some stuff.

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captnanonymous 4 points 2 years ago path: 0 13050669 13056806, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 1
captnanonymous 4 points 2 years ago

Many thanks.

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captnanonymous 4 points 3 years ago

Butter paneer pizza sounds interesting. I'm with it.

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captnanonymous 4 points 3 years ago

My favorite example of this happened during a D&D game years ago in which the DM kept pronouncing the word portcullis as PORK-YOO-LISS.

To this day, the word causes the image of some sort of ancient Roman pig gladiator to appear unbidden in my mind.

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captnanonymous 4 points 2 years ago path: 0 13050669, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 4

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