Yeah who tf out here fuckin with their watches still on idk some folks have no respect 🤷🏻‍♂️

Man living in a 120 year old house means it’s always wall roulette any time you want to hang anything. Is that a brick, or is it fake mortar with the consistency of hummus. Who knows let’s find out

Apparently the kid’s dad died last month. Reckon the story makes a whole lot more sense with that in mind.

“Nazi punks fuck off” - JB

Oh man I thought this guy was a bit sus but no fucking clue he was a literal fucking nazi wtf ☹️

Yeah YouTube is one of the more annoying ones imo

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Wow that looks so satisfying. Birds do a great job with antialiasing to remove any annoying jagged edges and whatnot ❤️

Do you have a version of this with a bit less jpeg by any chance

Filthy little hobbitses always stealing, always thieving, trying to take away our precious

The password is on the back of the router a complaint about delivery of the wrong grade of copper

Okay this is a fucking good meme my dude 🐸

I think you have single handedly brought about a meme renaissance

I think the loophole here is Spotify, because with all that knowledge, you are two or three relatively minor skill issues away from total musical mastery

Well gee now I don’t know what to do with my tongue perhaps I should unzip it and store it in a pouch until I need it next x

Frfr (no cap)

That’s some linguistic gymnastics right there

Facebook can get fucked. I hope mark Zuckerberg goes fucking bankrupt trying to get his fucking ‘metaverse’ shit to take off. What a fucking spoon. The sooner someone invents a reason why it’s not a massive advantage to be a complete psychopath the better.

• glue that stabs your pets
• sandwich that explodes on impact
• bicycle with detachable bicycle (very dangerous)
• torch that releases chlorine gas when used
• uranium paint
• wigs (sounds safe but you never know)

Psychic damage return to starting area do not pass go do not collect £200