Sorry to be harsh, but she isn't a friend. What you're describing isn't a friendship. By your own admission you get attached easily and I think you're probably way overestimating the importance of this relationship to her.

Is that actually true or are you just assuming this?

Have you met this friend in person?

Genie: "I'm a thinking being not a computer, these wishes don't make sense so I'm not granting them."

One of the best ways is to reach out directly to the authors of the paper, often they will be happy to provide it to you.

It's because I missed the bullet point where OP already tried that.

If you think any kind of sex doll is in the same universe as even the dumbest most uninteresting person, you do not fuck.

I think beanies look way dorkier than head bands.

If by "decks" you mean "shoots him in the head and kills him" then yeah

From Wikipedia:

Plauché was initially charged with second-degree murder, but agreed to a plea bargain in which he pleaded no contest to manslaughter. He was sentenced to a seven-year suspended sentence, with five years' probation and 300 more hours of community service, which he completed in 1989.

That's a Tower of London raven! They were one of the coolest parts of the Tower complex. Incredible birds, and so much bigger than you expect. I got up to within a foot of one that was chilling on a ledge and took a selfie with him. You really get a sense of their intelligence when you get up close and make eye contact with them.

Also our tour guide told us that they get whole rabbits as a treat once a week and they eat them bones, fur, and all.

I love to cook, but your time and effort are also worth money.

Jason Lee's character in Dogma brings this up. He said that initially Hell was just the absence of God (which in itself is said to be painful), but once humans got there they were so unable to forgive themselves and live without the divine presence that they turned it into a place of unimaginable pain and suffering.

I don't think that's supported by the Bible and I'm not sure if that's a position that was even put forth by later Christian thinkers, but it's all mythology to me anyway and I find the different interpretations interesting.

Satan doesn't do the punishing, God does.

Absolutely. There are certain things I never get in a restaurant anymore. Steak, for example, is very easy once you learn how to cook it and gets marked up a lot.

But sometimes a fast food burger just hits. And even if it's $7 that's still less money than I would spend to buy the individual ingredients to make it.

The real trick all along was always reducing your consumption of disposable products.

The fruit (not an apple) is the fruit of the tree of knowledge of good and evil. God tells Adam and Eve not to eat from it or they will die.

The serpent (who is not Satan, simply a snake) convinces Eve and subsequently Adam to eat the fruit, basically telling them that God is lying to them and keeping secrets from them.

God subsequently expels them from the Garden of Eden for disobeying him.

Adam and Eve had free will all along, it wasn't given to them by the forbidden fruit.

Isn't that kinda the whole point of the story?

That's not really helpful or informative.