How bad was his stroke?

WWIII teams are forming up

America needs ranked voting so we can get out of this two party loser cycle

Loved you in My Name is Earl

Haha what?

Meanwhile the American president uses no intelligence at all. Artificial or otherwise

Nobody can trust the Democrats to protect anyone but the investors

I read all of the Left behind books ... Am I Christian? No. Are the books really well written? Also, no. Why did I read them? I guess for the lols

It's about sending a message

Ewww, people. No thanks.

You must be a landlord

What else do you want it to do?

Sorry, I have exceeded my bandwidth for the day.

Does the narwal still bacon at midnight?

What, you don't have a phone?

Meanwhile, in 1986...

It's funny how everyone was calling here just some dumb bj girl and now she's suddenly a criminal mastermind...

Yo, get Ja on the phone.

We'll just tariff the agriculture industry to bring us food and make mexico pay for it

That's how it works right..?

They're just dumping onto the ground!.!.!