Sure, but it won't be restaurant quality, which is the whole point of going out to eat.

The solution is to cook at home. It's better, cheaper, and you only have to source the food, learn the recipes, understand the techniques, own all the equipment, serve yourself and your family, and clean up after yourself. Fuck tipping.

"No, sir. Not like that."

I hope he's paranoid. I hope every moment of his life is spent in fear of being killed by a stranger. Not the passive, "Someone's out to get me," fear, but real dread. The kind that makes you question the wind that blew across your neck. The kind that makes you wonder if that person you like being around actually likes being around you. The kind that makes you believe that maybe it would be easier to just...

5 years ago arguments were "slippery slopes." Today it's just Sunday in the news cycle.

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

Yeah, it's my own, and thanks :)

I saw him going into your house from the ring cam across the street, so I don't see how he could have fucking done it.

The article is strange. It is dated for today, but then at the end mentions that the eighth book is due out in May, which is was, and has since released...

It could be coming up to a shedding cycle. Water softens the skin and helps with shedding, and snakes will actively rub against textured surfaces, like the arm in this video, to work the old skin loose. That would explain both the rubbing and its tolerance of the handler. The cool water may also just feel good on a hot day, since snakes are ectotherms.

While we like to project our emotions onto snakes the way we do with other animals, snakes are fairly simple compared to mammals, and there's no real evidence they form social bonds the way a dog does. A snake can be seen preferring one handler over another, but that's usually closer to comfortable tolerance than genuine affection. This one is likely habituated to people in a captive setting, so it doesn't read humans as a threat. That relaxed, approaching behavior gets perceived as enjoyment when it's really just a snake that feels safe and is getting something useful out of the contact.

Or it could just be a good snake who wants pets and we should love it and care for it and give it all the frozen mice it wants.

I fucking love snakes so much.

What about someone who mumbles and has music cranked to 11 so you can't even hear what they are saying?

Proper gun regulations will reduce lead in children, as well.

Wait for all the tankies to show up and say how this is just western propaganda.

Shit. $300 million is a steal. I'm already paying Iran $300 billion.

Can we get Alan Wake 2 on Steam, pls?

This spy ain't spy enough for the spy of us!

Threats. They don't need to strike, they just need Australia, and the rest of the world, to know they can.

Not yet.

Before I even clicked it I knew there would be no real journalism involved. It's just parroting the video the LegalEagle put out, so if you'd rather give your click to the creator, just watch the Youtube video, and don't bother with the techcrunch "article".