When you hit Q, A, and Z at the same time it spits this out

You guys always kill me because it's like you come up with a funny idea for a keyboard meme product and then someone spends actual effort mocking it up or making a CAD model and then someone decides to actually make it and you spend real money on it because nobody had the sense to just say "this is actually stupid" somewhere along the way.

It started as a joke but then I posted the layout from KLE on the 40% Discord and things got out of hand and the next thing I knew I was reaching out to manufacturers on Alibaba.

I just never type words with those letters.

I could never type tht

My friend always says my Vault 35 doesn’t have enough keys so I made this layout on Keyboard Layout Editor as a joke and then he said I should make it a real keyboard and then I posted it on the 40s discord and they said I should make it a real keyboard and next thing I knew I was making 3d printed prototypes and shopping for manufacturers.

Q, A, and Z are mapped to the Esc, Tab, and Shift keys on layer 0 and then there are additional layers for everything else.

Right now 7, 8, and 9 are mute, volume down, volume up. 4 and 5 toggle my mic and webcam in Zoom, 6 needs to be mapped to something still, and Return definitely does not toggle a mouse jiggler.

I told my wife you liked the name she came up with and she said “Are you going to give me the credit?”

People kept asking me how I use a keyboard without QAZ so I threw them on there to appease everyone.

You're looking at a nude egg.

Honestly it was a joke that got out of hand

It’s very ergonomic, I swear.

Haha you are correct, I have used it with QAZ on the right side.

When is the group buy??

Haha it was at my wife's family cottage for decades and we tried to sell it in a garage sale but nobody wanted it so it's been sitting in our basement for several years. I had a SNES and N64 hooked up to it for a while but didn't play them much so now it's back in the basement.

Also getting a screenshot of a typing test on it was kind of a huge pain and I probably did it in the most convoluted way possible. But in the end I was super happy with how the shot turned out, especially since a friend of mine made this insanely cool video out of it.

Does this mean you won’t be joining the GB?

It’s my daily driver. I was using the original prototype up until this one was delivered. Same layout, just a slightly different case design.

Nope, they just weren't being used and were the right rows to go with the ISO.

One time someone booked a European vacation using my debit card number. My bank didn’t catch it, but I called their fraud department and got it sorted out.

Another time the same bank blocked my card when I tried to make a purchase at Best Buy on Black Friday. They’re really bad at fraud detection.