I just keep using their 50% off "new customer" coupons over and over through various means, they don't make a profit as-is and they definitely don't make a profit off me

Taking advantage of their coupons it usually costs about the same driving myself and ordering directly or sometimes cheaper (including tip)

I mean just eating out in general is the most expensive way to feed yourself, does your cousin just not know how to cook?

I personally just have a shit ton of fake accounts so I can cycle through and use the 50% off "new customer" discounts, but trying to do that everyday wouldn't work LMAO it should be reserved for maybe a weekly thing, a treat for if you're drunk/stoned on a fri/sat night

Oh good I'm not the only one lolol

I think it's just a good ol Photoshop lol

You go weast

Squad of Google enforcer drones approaches Carl

"That was an unacceptable gesture, the violation has been noted"

Carl: "Yeah well here's another for the road you clanker" 🖕

Weird, thanks, deleting

Screen blacks out frequently for some reason though lmao

It's funny. Not funny ha ha...but... funny... Sad

Oh what the FUCK‽ So you're the weirdo who broke into my house and took that picture‽

We all need a little Sheila in us during these dark times

Lol generally I'll refer to the OS builtin tooling (XProtect/MS Defender) and EDRs as "Antivirus" otherwise the non-techies will freak OmG wE hAVe NO aV! And then the "anti"-viruses like mcafee and Kaspersky mysteriously spawns

And also on-demand AV software can be good for spot checks or if you're sus of something.

It's the "Real-time" shit that hooks into the kernel that needs to be avoided like the plague

That's good you have admitted your wrongs, unfortunately, you are still required to repent upon the altar of nix

Oh no, a .ml'r accusing something of being "anti communist" when they take a stance against authoritarianism, how shocking lmao

Diets gross to me, Aspartame just has the metallic taste to me lol

Oh cool, it almost looks like an alien plant lmao

This is why I don't trust "privacy" [company] if they do any sort of ads. Especiall-

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Howtogeek has real articles? I thought it was an SEO scheme.

Surprisingly, they do, they have some low quality misses sometimes but overall I think they have some fine articles lol. Def not in-line with their name though lmfao