deepus

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deepus 31 points a year ago

But then theres no one left to sue us right?! Pirate all the (nitendo) things!!!!!

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deepus 17 points a year ago

Can we just leave it unplugged?

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deepus 11 points a year ago

Shut up and get off my lawn!

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deepus 10 points a year ago

Oh shit yeah! I remember begging a friend who got one to send me an invite. Didnt you only get like 3 invites to begin with or something?

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deepus 10 points a year ago

At least she knows how, i shown my wife like 4 times over the last year and she still cant do it!

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deepus 10 points 9 months ago

And then wash your hands again right?!

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deepus 9 points a year ago

With blackjack, and hookers!

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deepus 6 points a year ago

This is the one time i agree with outsourcing, get someone who is awake at that time to deal with it.

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deepus 6 points 9 months ago

Hopefully not, iv always wanted the powers of a rat!

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deepus 5 points a year ago

Don't give them ideas!

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deepus 5 points a year ago

Euler: What is one banana and why does Tom have seven?

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deepus 4 points a year ago

Damn! Yall really are fucked. I really do feel for you. Hope this shit doesn't catch

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deepus 4 points a year ago

"if a pmosquito lands on your balls, You know that not everything can be"

Guess im not wise enough to understand.

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deepus 3 points a year ago

Really? Didnt know that was a thing. Does it affect you in anyway?

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deepus 3 points a year ago

Seems like it would be for anyone brown tbh. Y'no, cause racists think all brown people lve in the desert.

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deepus 3 points a year ago

When was the last time you cleaned it out?

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deepus 3 points a year ago

Good stuff, was imagining a 30 year old mouse with 30 year old crud! 🤮

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deepus 3 points a year ago

Of course! Saw one last night!

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deepus 3 points a year ago

Well ive had the dream where I had a wife (different person to who im with) kids, a job, full life kinda stuff for like the last 10 years and was really happy. Woke up and it all faded away. Made me sad but carried on with my day. So yeah i guess I'd probably just move on. Also just to clarify my life now is pretty good, so not like I lost anything really.

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deepus 2 points a year ago

Hey step brother.... ;)

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