For anyone wondering like me:

A Tannoy is a system of loudspeakers used to make public announcements, for example at a fair or at a sports stadium. [British, trademark]regional note: in AM, use public address system.

In a comment you mentioned you're the team lead. Maybe you already are, but just in case: stop thinking about it in terms of the individual personal relationship and start thinking about it in terms of the team dynamic. It's unlikely this only affects you, so even if their individual work performance is fine, does their behavior affect other people's performance or happiness at work? If it's affecting others negatively it's your responsibility to protect them and their work output, even if that means finding a new team for this person or documenting a path to letting them go altogether.

I don't envy you. Good luck.

Outer Wilds. A lot of games have a high level of replayability, but your first playthrough of Outer Wilds is something you never get back.

Tell that to the dashboards that track my in-office days.

You left out the last step.

A to users: The feedback we've gotten from the mods has all been positive.

The internet often makes me wish I was funny enough to think of an analogy that involves babies and cannons. This is another example.

“People can be out there taking photos of the sunset and then go home and murder their spouse,” Sponsel said in response to a question from her attorney. “Does that necessarily mean they were innocent of murdering their spouse because they were taking pictures of the sunset earlier in the day? No.”

Holy shit.

The most permanent solution is jank that works.

Mission accomplished

TIL it's not for hummus

With the cast from The Hangover movies.

Dude, she told you all her kids were crabs. This is on you.

Agreed, totally manufactured. Not only do I not see or hear genuine support, but in its place is always this same question about why the hype. And it's a good question because there isn't any that isn't silicone.

Incorrect. With those ears it's obviously a teenager; you should feed it adderall and put it in the shower.

Upvote is just an upvote. Boost pushes the content to your followers.

No. And in this case it was probably an accountant or other operations worker in the company's treasury management department. Almost certainly not a finance bro.

I used to be a frolicker like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

So keep frolicking by all means just don't do it in front of surly archers.

I agree, but then I started thinking "why the hell do I think it's so reasonable for a corporation to strip away the humanity of its employees" and I'm not sure where I've landed now.

To anyone who hasn't, his Wikipedia entry is worth a read: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_Sobel

Drink of choice? Water. Preferably from a hose or dirty puddle, in that order.