I have eaten no tuna, good sir! Her grandmother bestowed it upon her during her latest round of begging.

A modern-day white elephant! Kind of hilarious that Trump of all people got it.

Culture has fossilised. Nothing new is being made, just rehashes of the same "safe" shite because bigwigs know the stuff that already exists will make them that sweet, sweet money.

The only way to free ourselves is to stop consuming the overdone cash cow slop. If we don't vote with our wallets and make it not profitable for them, it will never stop. They'll keep regurgitating the same "remakes and reboots" until society collapses. Resist FOMO. Stop consuming.

Also fuck Rowling.

I think you're thinking of knob goblins 😂

We have social security numbers already in the UK to identify us when using government services. For me personally, I just don't want spyware junk on my phone or computer because we all strongly suspect that's what it's for.

Knowing Trump, Putin was probably given day 1 access on purpose.

Can you offer it to the Brits too, please? You'll mostly empty the country but I'm sure we'll be all the better for it.

I think the butt one is a chilli, not a carrot.

Bad. Not America bad, but still bad.

Neil Buchanan was one of the pillars of my childhood. I wish him nothing but good things.

I wouldn't even call them Tory Lite. They are Tories with red branding.

You don't even have to claim you're a member. Just say you support them and you'll be arrested just like everyone at this protest (excluding the ones who were arrested for violence, I mean). They're literally arresting people for wrongthink.

Legal immigrants can claim benefits depending on their immigration status and whether they've been granted recourse to public funds; but the majority work their backsides off.

He's an agent for the worms!

Marina Karlova has a great video about this feeling actually. I feel no shame for my nature.

Outside sucks.

I misread the title for a moment as "Bialetti is now cheese."

So that's why I enjoyed playing a drow so much...

For all the reasons described above, this is why I miss my old job because it was blissfully cool during summer. And the work was easy and had minimal human interaction.

Good times.

May he bless all the billionaires.

I buy big baggy unisex stuff with gloriously roomy pockets. I've always hated skin tight clothing. Fuck fashion, I want comfort and utility.