"teenage"

How do you do, fellow kids?

We really should start celebrating T u e s d a y s.

You don't gotta aim to bit a crowd of kids at a school.

More importantly, actual evolution doesn't change the individual. The "evolution" in Pokémon and Digimon should be called "development".

It pretty neatly fits the definition of (individual) terrorism (which doesn't really exist). It was an act of violence, not based on personal grievance with the direct victim, but based on grievance with the system he represented. But, yeah, they probably wouldn't ever pull that when someone gets murdered for racist reasons, which you could also classify as terrorism.

🎶 Because it's about class and not about justice. 🎶

Well, you can naturally have zero of something. In fact, you have zero of most things right now.

From the moment I understood the weakness of my fish, it disgusted me.

Now normalize it for population density.

It's heading your way.

Immune response isn't controlled by the brain tho.

Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

That's the moon. Tech bros just invented the moon.

Holy hell. Those are the things they're willing to admit? Then what the fuck do they still have in hiding?

Or, like, Palestinians.

You can't be a good anything and be a landlord. At least if we use the moral meaning of "good".

Early 2000s problems require early 2000s solutions.

What the fuck are you smoking?

I work at a large airport this summer. What is this "fully staffed" you're talking about, and where can I get it?

The hero we needed.

As a male scientist, I approve of this constant reaffirmation of my masculinity.