I don’t know if they are cheap, but joker.com is the one I use.

I am outraged, a plea deal to avoid life imprisonment? What the fuck did I just read?!

This guy trafficked, raped and tortured her, and other underage women. Police did jack shit. And she was supposed to be watching him just walk away? Grotesque.

All together, say it with me: not a democracy.

So let me get this straight: past, current and future lawsuits are cancelled, or on indefinite hold because of „political interference“ and „presidential immunity“ but he can sue whoever the fuck he wants? Make it make sense, America.

As if that’s not exactly how they planned it to go: look like they are willing to sign a deal, make it blow up with outrageous last minute amendments, and then pretend Zelenskyy is uncooperative.

Straight out of Putins playbook. It’s obvious he’s calling the shots in DC for the next 4 years.

Der gleiche Scheiß wie in Rumänien, Frankreich & Co. Wo bleibt der Verfassungsschutz wenn unsere Demokratie angegriffen wird? Wo bleibt das BKA bei organisierter Cyberkriminalität?

Seems like Putin will get all 132% of the votes this time, since he will be the only one on the ballots.

I have lived in Germany for 7 years. I hold a STEM master‘s degree and was working an industry job that paid market rate salaries. With 50k€ in savings I was still denied mortgages because 50k was just barely covering the additional purchase costs (such as realtor and notary fees).

For a modest condo with a small garden in a small-ish city in central Germany I would’ve had to work and pay the mortgage until I retired, because the average house was 600k EUR. And most of the properties sold at that price still needed significant renovations.

If that is not f^cking crazy, then I don’t know what is.

You forget to mention the ethnicity of the victims. That kinda explains everything

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.”

― Upton Sinclair

Deezer is owned by a Russian oligarch close to Putin AFAIK. That would disqualify it from this list in my opinion

lol, even if the investigation is politically motivated, the findings might - and probably will - be quite objectively illegal, traitorous, immoral, etc

Lieber Verfassungsschutz: die AfD arbeitet mit einem Regime zusammen welches es sich als explizites geopolitisches Ziel gesetzt hat, Europa zu destabilisieren.

Wann wird die AfD endlich verboten und wann werden die Kollaborateure verhaftet?

Just in case nobody noticed: Epstein didn’t kill himself.

Can’t wait to find hallucinated data in your uncompressed files.

UK got a divorce and still wants the ex to wash their clothes, huh? Pathetic.

Sorry, but wtf was as innovative as to warrant a GOTY in Starfield?

EDIT: no a hater, 90hrs played, overall would not recommend and genuinely don’t see what was innovative.

Epstein didn’t kill himself

As somebody with a degree in bioinformatics, I have never seen something more true in my whole life.

Some more lies from my time in academia:

• “Planning and executing medical trials” = 6 months of statistics
• “Machine Learning” = 6 months of statistics
• “Pattern Recognition” = 6 months of statistics
• “Health Data Science” = 6 months of statistics
• Biostatistics = lol jk just 6 months of statistics

Hot damn, this sounded so f*cking plausible that I didn’t even get that it was satire until I started typing a comment…