The marriage spell( ceremony) gives you plus 2 ac when next to the person you cast it with.

Funny meme but I think people( and DnD) fail to realize how dangerous a sling is. Just a regular one can cave in metal, let alone human bone.

at least 2 go unconscious and the other is heavily wounded

I initially felt guilty killing some random guy but as I read further I realized he is a psychopath .

The war has been rageing ever since

To be fair the word has drifted a lot from its inception. If you want the second one you need to do some very in depth research on Celtic social dynamics. Also it's more fun to have magic Though it would be cool to have an actual magical druid as a religious leader of a group.

Same way that the word Tyrant just meant absolute ruler but in a neutral connotation; kinda like the word king. NOW it means an unjust ruler but it just meant ruler to early Greeks

Dang thinking back, Dora quest would be so dope. I want to save the Ice princess!!

Yeah agreeing with the other comments. I see what you mean but tell me what you want to convey beyond just a charisma check. Or if lieing just tell me what you want them to think instead of describing every word

Nope Nope Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!! runs away

Shielded Twisted Wire rootkit worm recursive loop MAC address( kinda like a true name i guess) Administrator control

That's why you need to dump the enemy in a empty vat and then use create water. lol or for regular use just tie them up and pour a bucket you are always refiling into their mouth.

lol.

maybe dominated/j

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Pact of the Muppet!!!!!

Well if it is magic it doesn't matter if it functions as a regular sword. If people die on hit it can be a baseball bat for all I care

Your players care about race when murdering people. If you want to murder people then just do it.

Also that's what we have Nazi metaphor's for

both attractive :p

Deez nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would be so cool!!!!! Its not even a problem that Horton is nice as he is also an idiot so you can explain that as him being that vast a being and humans as being just as incompressible to him as he is to us.

Just an idea :P " The doomsday cult of Whoville is a strange one as unlike many elder god cults they are trying to save the world, not that outsiders know that. It is said it all started with the mayor who thought he heard a voice in the thunder and built a device to listen to it. With this he made the discovery of Horton a immense beast bigger than the mayors universe with two large tusks extending from its toothy maw framing a fleshy tendril extending toward the world. It's voice was thunder and it's breath tempest but what the mayor noticed most was Horton's large ears and kind, beady may they be, eyes. The beast was the one charged with guarding this world from the dangers of his alien forest as the world was transported to a new resting place. The mayor, and soon the town, agreed to be his hands on earth safe guarding it from horrors attempting to extort it. Alas *Horton * being what he was left marks on the town and its inhabitants. The town has a perpetual storm above it and the people have grown large and impossibly muscled with devices strapped to their skulls resembling large ears to hear their gods will. This is why though they do good in the world they are as feared as the monsters they fight" If that isn't horror enough add descriptions of the horrors (insects) that the cult fight and the earth shaking battles Horton has with other dark gods( other animals). Also pretend they don't know what an elephant is.

I hadn't heard about the guy until now and was about to say that we shouldn't bully him over a medical condition but then you said anti-vax shit and lost me.