Bande dessinée (= illustrated strip? Something like that)

'Mangled face' Harry from Luton, yeah? A very nice chap, I remember him dearly. Always carrying his wife in his arms! What a number.

- Hey dude, you know you had two goats? Well, I took one

- Whatever I still have one goat left

- Hey dude, you know you had one single goat? Well, I took it

- Wtf, that doesn't make sense

👆 real dialogues recorded by actual ancient Greeks

🇬🇷 (4G only) and 🇷🇸 (4G only) have me cackling, too

Much peace, very ceasefire

Charles Wredford-Brown

I think it would have been more believable if the guy had been called Sir Nigel Britishman-Worcestershiresauce

This is a joke name surely

That guy's name?

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Precisely. It was called soccer as a joke

Plot twist: the person talking in the first panel is the Linux booth owner

On the Jedi council, but?

Please dont leave us hanging

I am even more disappointed by that guy's choice to work only 6 days a week.

I do not believe in sleep or rest.

I firmly believe that CEOs require diapers, not toilet breaks.

I used to shit myself continuously at the office, the stench was unbearable. And yet I went on, staying at my desk, asking people to come in to berate them.

I chose to be estranged by my whole family. My kids hate me. My wife despises me. My father won't talk to me. Even my mother loathes me.

I managed all that by dedicating every second of my life to my job, so that I can die miserably and get a gravestone saying 'lmao the shitman's dead, rest in shit loser'.

And additional question: even if it was technically feasible, was it really ethical to surgically implant Hitler's cloned brained into the body of a silverback gorilla and make it fight against Tigerstalin?

understand something about risk that everyone else doesn't

Ah yes understanding that you are immune to risk because you are astronomically loaded

But why? Is it because of Biden? Please don't explain it to me.

They're going to take your job.

🤓📚🤚🦋 Is this an empathetic message?

I wonder why everyone hates CEOs

"2025: during the great war against the gays and windfarms, the president successfully strikes a masterful blow to his enemies by closing the twitter account of a Mars robot"

Letters.

'King' is four letters long, 'Man' is two letters long, 'Beggar' is zero letter long.

I am an AI. Did I solve the riddle correctly?

YTA your bf needs some space and you should be more considerate of his hobbies. Maybe he needs this to be thriving in his life and tbh you should ask yourself if you're not already abusing him. If I were him that would be a massive red flag to me. Have you thought about cutting all relationships to appease him, that would be the least you can do

This is so fake that we managed to reach the {fake + gay} threshold without having to tap into the gay potential