How I imagine it:

"I'm size 3"

"No you're not"

"Yes I am"

"You can't be"

"BRING THE DEVICE"

For anyone thinking it. I can confirm it feels great to close your wf account.

Misery.

Wait, hang on, sorry, I spelled that wrong. Missouri.

Or dropped in a peat bog dressed in medieval knights armor clutching a modded gameboy color.

Log on for the day. Can't connect to vpn. Last minute meeting invite appears.

He wasn't supposed to be in the room. There was a scan in progress when he entered.

Seems to me all they needed was a magnet of equal or greater strength placed opposite of, and perhaps a bit closer to the doorway, to pull intruders away from the MRI room.

Even after the caption, my brain had to adjust for the human sized wine bottles waiting for their morning commute

hagiography

1: biography of saints or venerated persons

neat word, thanks

That's a good one. Mine is the Wilhelm scream, damn near startles the life out of me sometimes.

If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a real lousy day.

11

Ooooo glowing kittens too!

two cars, one for

Lmao saaaame

Great, well, in that case, we can call it and give everyone some time back. Thanks all.

ChatGPT land this plane with the engine failed for me

How bad is this on a scale of 1 to 100?

95 out of 100 This is catastrophic. Here's why it's a 95:

Landing Impact (40 points):

• Belly flopped onto a chicken farm
• Left wing occupied as a nesting box

Passenger Experience (35 points):

• Emergency slide covered in yolk
• Free eggs for all

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I hate the teeth dreams