The scientific community is running trials combining cheetah and crab DNA.

Experts say they're worried it will go sideways real fast.

Holy smokes, what kind of grinding did that person have to do to get those HP numbers by the time they were at the phantom train

Sounds like they annexed it into a town, too. Seems like he's trying pretty hard to steal it, if that's the case.

Culver's still makes pretty good food though.

For now, at least.

God's Hate

I read it as "the only method to discourage is to ignore them so I better not ignore them so they do not become discouraged".

Ignoring is the best move.

But a one-word "Weird." response would be entertaining.

Water? I vote water.

I returned my Samsung phone over that button. Haven't touched their shit since.

Can I blame inflation for this?

Just enable format-on-save. That way gofmt can helpfully delete that variable you just added that you were for sure never going to use. You're welcome!

Man you skipped the part where he spent hours hand making a whip to use on them too.

Whoa whoa whoa. So Harris is laffin, and Walz is smilin??? Too much happiness.

Welcome to Costco, I love you!

I'm mostly surprised that one or both lungs aren't Saddam Hussein.

Idk, I forget shit all the time.

Unfortunately, I usually forget the useful shit I need to remember, not "haha duck corkscrew dick".

I'm still mad that ML was stolen and doesn't make people think about the ML family of programming languages anymore.

Hooray, choice!

I've seen plenty of outrage.

It's just all targeted at the insurance companies.

Yeah, and it makes an absurd amount of money, too.