"Noooo, not like that!"

Name like that, plus a career in cybersecurity and cryptography, guy probably saw the writing on the wall and peaced out before being arrested as an "enemy of the state" and sent to rot without due process in an El Salvadorian prison.

Don't visit the United States. They've already demonstrated they're willing to send legal immigrants to prison in El Salvador on unproven accusations, and Trump is on record stating he wants to send US citizens there. There's minimal oversight or accountability for their border/ICE agents; even if visitors bring their passports everywhere, ICE could easily detain them, "lose" their passport, and claim they don't have one and entered illegally.

The United States is an unfriendly nation.

Step 1: label every Palestinian, as well as foreign aid workers in Palestine, as "Hamas"

Step 2: kill civilians indiscriminately (or even intentionally in many cases)

Step 3: survivors who lost family and friends are likelier to join Hamas, thus "proving" the claim in Step 1

Step 4: repeat until genocide accomplished

Fuck Israel.

the dreaded “death cross,” a historical indicator of a likely downturn for the company

[...] occurs when a company’s 50-day moving average crosses and drops below the 200-day average.

Fuck Tesla and all that, but holy shit is that standard ever a depressing indicator of to just how reliant late stage capitalism is on endless growth that a tiny dip after half a year of stagnation is a reliable indicator of a company's imminent failure.

"No way to win!"

Wild suggestion, but have you tried, I dunno, not flagrantly breaking the law and then ignoring the court orders that are handed down after breaking the law?

So is Trump about to Find Out™ what happens when you ignore a court order, or is the rest of America gonna see him face absolutely no consequences for this?

“I think our culture sends a message to young men that you should suppress every masculine urge, you should try to cast aside your family, you should try to suppress what makes you a young man in the first place,” [Vance] said at Cpac.

It's really telling that this disingenuous, petulant fuck thinks teaching young men about concepts like consent, respect, and empathy is "suppressing every masculine urge." Y'know, because real "manly men" are unable to control their tempers, constantly worry about whether their performative masculinity is enough that nobody will think they're gay, and blame society for empowering women to avoid relationships with abusers.

Hopefully this will signal to the Conservatives that Canadians don't have any use for a demagogue who attributes the world's ills to "wokeness," but I'm not holding my breath.

No.

This sort of argument both minimises his accountability for his actions by blaming factors outside his control, and is incredibly insulting to the millions of people with actual mental disabilities who manage not to be racist assholes.

Elon is a Nazi, full stop.

North American conservatives don't really have strong feelings about a lot of things unless someone told them it was part of a "radical leftist woke agenda." Then, they'll immediately become very passionate about supporting the opposite position, no matter how fucking stupid it is.

Progressives say vaccines are good? Vaccines bad.

Progressives say pollution is bad? Pollution good.

Progressives say everyone deserves to be treated with dignity and respect? Time to start inspecting genitals.

At this point, the blind contrarianism has become so instinctive, I legitimately believe a not insignificant number of right wingers would start earning Darwin awards if some notable progressives released some common sense PSAs. Like, get Trudeau and Biden to make a thirty second video on the dangers of operating a chainsaw with a blood alcohol content of 0.3% and a conservative would never win an election again...

Beyond that, every member of the chat could see who else was in it and not a single one put in half a second to scan through the other names/initials to verify they knew everyone included.

Congressman Shri Thanedar (MI-13)

MI-13? That's almost MS-13! Bake him away toys!

Fuck Joe Rogan, period.

Don't need to pull passports when ICE can just pretend anyone they pick up doesn't have one.

Better title: "Molson-Coors is worried customers will stop drinking mass produced pisswater if they have more options available from the rest of the country."

A brewery making quality products would welcome gaining access to a larger market.

I've been saying for weeks now, thirty years ago this dude would've landed solidly Progressive Conservative.

I'm still gonna vote Liberal to keep PP out, but they ain't my preference.

Elect clowns, get a circus

A metaphorical preview of how PP would handle the country if the cons win the election.

As an Albertan, I fail to see see what leverage she thinks she has here. Our province consistently votes conservative regardless of how many bones the Liberals are throwing us (ex, buying a pipeline to ensure it gets constructed when the owner backs out) or how much the Conservatives ignore us.

Leaving Canada to either form an independent nation or join the US are both wildly unpopular, and there's nothing she can say that'll drum up enough support for either to occur. If she decides to "turn off the taps," her O&G overlords will punish her.

Like many of the dipshits making good money with little to no education in this province, she has a wildly inflated sense of our importance and value.