You forgot to mention all the Reddit references.

What do you have access to that most of the rest of the world doesn't? Certainly not free health care?

Are we all just going the ignore the fact that the FCIA director's name is Peter Griffin?

Spoken like someone who doesn't have a toddler

NYPost is owned by the same company that owns FOX News.

Are you Vince or Owen?

Coal is just Cola with the letters swapped around.

How is Jazz rated so low? They're often better than Kanzi.

Mutant Chronicles (18%)

The best part is that it's personalised from previous years. Even if you do a depreciating asset, it will remember to include it the next year(s).

• Breville Dual Boiler
• Mazzer Mini grinder

Does a Nissan Micra count?

Find the hole with a spray bottle of soapy water, and get a $20 puncture repair kit.

I've had it for about 3 years now, and really like it. It's more manual than other Brevilles, which is what I wanted, so I find that means I can make better coffee that those other machines - especially the milk. Highly recommend.

No one suggesting Axil? They have the current world barista champion and other past champions (AU, Vic) in their employ.

I usually have their seasonal blend, but they have a lot of good single origins. I recently had the Guatemala El Buho and really enjoyed it.

Choc-dipped Scotch Finger is where it's at.