So he too will handwash all of his wife's clothes out of love and respect... right?

Dear Universe, please give us measly humans a break. Sincerely, an exhausted measly human.

So I get yelled at for forgetting to take out my kindle, while they're missing a whole person slipping past security. Smh

Huh interesting. Searched out of curiosity, and I found 1 article saying you should close it as it will lower the temp throughout the night to allow for a more peaceful sleep and also for fire safety. Then right below was a link to another article stating you should leave it open as it will lower the temp via circulation. Fun, don't think I've seen such mixed results.

I just scrolled through 200+ comments and did not see Cloverfield. I really can't say anything about the storyline itself as this was one I physically could not sit through. In addition to others who ended their suffering before us, I and 2 family members all experienced severe motion sickness within the first half hour and had to walk out. Didn't think it was worth throwing up over.

Kind of a different scenario but reminds me of when a co-worker took sick days and almost immediately updated their profile picture of them being out-of-state. Left us baffled.

Beautiful. My eyes are pleased.

We found out that one of our co workers created tables of formulas in excel, then input a table in Word to manually type in and transfer over the table data. And of course the same formulas needed to be run through a desk calculator once more in case excel got that wrong the first time. Jaw dropping (when that person was shown about this magical copy/ paste feature, it was their jaw that dropped lol)

Is it weird that I'm partially relieved seeing this post? I found all these weird apps on my phone the other day and thought I had been hacked or something. whew...?

Cat definitely believes it got the short end of the stick having to deal with me, but will accept trade out of sympathy.

Hm maybe I should've held off on giving away all my extra masks..

It'd be awesome if they can continue with that mindset but unfortunately I'm a skeptic.

One time I was in bed, when suddenly the smelliest cat butthole a foot away from my face just straight up assaulted my nose.

Now I'm so thankful whenever I hear that slep slep slep in the middle of the night, and I can sleep peacefully without dreaming of any cat buttholes.

My mom used to make this and it's become somewhat of a quick fix comfort food for me now. But boil up some ramen noodles (save the packets in case I might need them for future bland dishes -_-), slightly undercooked, pour out the water but I'll leave enough to melt the cubes in (if I'm feeling fancy, I'll save some of the noodle water in a cup and pour it in later like when you make pasta), and just melt/mix the cubes in (I'll start off with 1, add more for whatever level of intensity I'm craving that day) on low heat, and usually fry up some spam and throw that in there. Nothing too crazy and always hits the spot.

Edit: oh it's definitely been a while so I totally fudged a part. I add some of the powder ramen sauce packet for that extra kick too!

That's why I quit my job and just stare at my cats 24/7 now.

Damn, and I thought I loved coffee. Love your setup and I can almost smell this picture mm~

I always wondered if others thought the same thought I have, and you just answered it. Lots of restaurant valet services in my city, and I've seen some of them literally grab my keys from off the top of my tire. Meaning an entire parking lot packed with cars with their respective keys all in the same spot..

Penis On Vagina

It's nice because I always wondered what it was like being one of the early redditors (we've all seen those "when everything was better back in my days" comments), and it's as if I got chance at a magic Internet Reset button. Feeling that excitement that first got me into reddit, as I'm browsing and learning about the fediverse. Love it.