The idiocracy timeline was right

what kind of cartoon world are we living in that i’m actually on the side of a corporation for once

shit gonna morph into persecuting queer people real quick.

And then when it’s pointed out a bunch of mfs are gonna say. “Why are you AFRAID?? WhAt aN odd tHinG to sAy!! they’re only going after bad people!”

like shit brother. right on brother. Im sorry. I guess all those 1920’s lynch mobs were only going after criminals too then 🤷‍♂️. Matter of fact I bet no innocent people were hurt, and it wasn’t because of the color of their skin at all. Only criminals! /s

Country music too! Almost all bluegrass traces back to Mississippi John Hurt

This guy has been put on blast for having cockroaches crawling around his dirty ass room on stream before. Talk about mental illness.

I will never understand why some cis dudes who live like Dracula, and look like goodwill Linus Tech Tips are so eager to give parenting advice.

Nasty ass loser. trifling ass hentai addict type thought process. I've known life-long basement dewllers, they could NEVER be caught acting like this. They're mostly just awkward and sweet with mild social impairment. Then again none of them are billionaires LMAO. It must be the entitlement of people like this.

You know that image of the greasy neckbeard guy with the ugly hat who lives in his mother's basement? The one that floats around in everyone's head at the idea of a 30+ year old man living alone with his mother. That guy will be getting mad pussy. That guy will find genuine companionship with a human. All because they don't see others as receptacles for procreation.

All of the images, and memes, and greentext horror stories; all of the stereotypical caricatures of creeps. None of that could have prepared me for this. None of them fit the boot. I have never had the hairs on my neck stand up like I just did reading about that.

This guy is the King Kong of creeps. The final boss.

This is lowkey pretty fucking funny

Future historians will celebrate this man forever.

You see this? When you show the least bit of firm resistance, the reich backs down. The constant appasement and back-bending from corporations has empowered them.

(I suppose it's also the fact that Harvard doesn't rely on federal funding. But the point stands)

YOU JUST HOLD ON, THE STORM IS FUCKING COMING LIBS

( ITS HURRICANE SEASON AND THE STUDS IN YOUR WALLS ARE FLIMSY LET ME HELP PLEASE )

it’s getting really difficult to not find him attractive

Everything on that page is so ridiculously unfunny it almost loops back around to being ironically hilarious. Its mostly just sad.

My brother I am going to find every outlet of escapism possible to cope with the reality that your generation had a massive part in creating. Sorry 💅

I feel like people with the "kindness is weak! Dog eat dog" attitude have this distorted vision of human nature where if you removed all of the societal constraints, people would just start opportunistically killing each other. Empathy is the reason we didn't go extinct at the peak of the afro/eurasian bottleneck when we numbered less than 2,000 individuals. Sure, we find neolithic mass graves with skulls piled upon skulls. Cracked limbs, gnawed bones, maimed hands, you name it. All kinds of cruelty.

But if human nature is entirely self-serving, why do we find evidence of aincent surgeries? Of healed femur marrow, removed parasites, and makeshift stints? Why do we see marked burial sites made for individuals who aren't necessarily even related? Wouldn't it serve you better to let your competitors die? Empathy was * literally* a prerequisite for the emergence of civilization. It was "let's stick together, and make a better future for everyone" not "hey, let's fly this guy to Mars so he doesn't die"

But you know what. I'm sure the hebephilic misanthrope will do a wonderful job improving the human condition with AI generated child pornography, and over priced cars.

i really needed to read something like this today. Thank you :3

Thank you so much!!!!!!! ฅ^>⩊<^ ฅ

Massive massive W for once

I see. It's all coming back to me now... Said the blind man. to his deaf son. pissing in the wind.