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emmie

@lemmy.ml

Satire account

emmie 85 points 3 years ago

Yeah it's fucking disgusting. I just googled what is it in google images because I used to watch a lot of porn in the past probably from that brand too. I seen those faces, those women that probably some of them at least were forced to do it...

Nowdays I don't enjoy consuming mainstream porn at all because like it's... violent in a way. Consensual or not it always looks like something is seriously off, wrong like someone is waiting with a gun behind the camera you know. Like they just treat the girl like a doll and throw her around, cum, then away. Guys are ugly as fuck

There is this bellesa stuff, amateur vids, lots of things that seem more enjoyable for everyone and of course old good hentai

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emmie 33 points 2 years ago

Nothing is as terrifying as SpaceEngine.

Frankly. This… software rearranged my brain and changed me fundamentally.

There are no words to describe being lost in the 10^27 of space. It’s just too much, you will go insane and if you survive you will lose the ability to talk with people, lose every single thing that you thought matters. You will be alone even in the busiest of places, some part of you forever stuck in the 10^27 of emptiness between Galaxy Groups.

This isn’t a joke. Ignorance is bliss

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emmie 27 points 2 years ago

Our embassy would be calling for our citizens to leave USA now if not the pesky international relations.

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emmie 26 points 3 years ago

Murdering civilians is never a proper answer to any historical injustice

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emmie 24 points 2 years ago

So they want someone they can relate to?

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emmie 23 points 2 years ago

Beautiful end of western civilisation. Being a doomer finally paid off.

My excitement for the fall of western civilisation cannot be overstated

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emmie 19 points 3 years ago

I like starfield overall but it definietly is a weaker game than skyrim

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emmie 16 points 2 years ago

Never feed the trolls, the only winning move is to downvote and move on

Nothing is as maddening as writing an elaborate troll post only to be completely ignored.

I do all my riling people up on Reddit though because that site is collapsing anyway and a shell of former self. Hard to bring yourself to respect it and not throw some spicy fake made up posts into the wild and see what happens

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emmie 15 points 2 years ago

80/20

I live by this rule, it made me gain so much credibility and money from people who don’t know any better. 80/20 <3

20 percent of work nets you 80 percent of result (except no one knows what I did isn’t 100 percent) bam 4/5 of time saved. Everyone is happy and if something doesn’t work we can just blame it on client

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emmie 12 points 2 years ago

map of climate change outcomes. 2.7 warming. Violet - unhabitable

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emmie 10 points 2 years ago

Dark mode in the dark makes your pupils do funny things like constantly widening and narrowing. Dark mode with a backlight is the best. Any screen in the complete darkness is like self destruction to the eyes

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emmie 9 points 3 years ago

I have this cute cope strategy since traumatized childhood that makes me a literal God and transcended being in my head.

But hey at least I can think and meditate how to help others to be as cool as me or about grand and intoxicating ideas of how the vast the universe is and how meaningless we are and our squabbles, morality, culture while others can’t fathom it. It’s so infinitely insignificant

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emmie 9 points 2 years ago

It’s very entertaining

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emmie 8 points 2 years ago

I don’t have a job. Idk what am I doing with life tbh. I should be coding as I am naturally good at it and it’s fun but… procrastination

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emmie 8 points 2 years ago

I hate how Reddit conditioned my brain to see score before the actual content and make up my mind about it before even reading it.

I don’t say scores aren’t important to have some kind of loose groupthink quality control but it all has as many cons as it has pros and there isn’t really a perfect solution just least bad.

Also it is the main thing making social media so addicting when you receive points and I want internet to serve me and not I serve the internet.

If a phone/site/program makes everything possible to be as addictive then it actually makes you a slave to it imo instead of it being a useful tool enriching your experience and serving you to maybe get more useful information or show new ideas.

That’s why these new designs get more pretty to look at but less useful because they are made to hijack your time from yourself for ad watching. So in a way ad based companies literally do everything to steal the most valuable resource from you - your time and by extension - your life.

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emmie 8 points 2 years ago

I didn’t know you can see Milky Way. I saw some photos online that I thought are just made up artworks for quite a long time

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emmie 7 points 2 years ago

That’s relatable haha I wish it was that consistent. Deadlines make me do 3d modelling in blender maybe I need some 3d modelling deadline and then I will code for 10 hours in ecstasy then completely forget about anything for a week then panic then feel guilty then switch to „I want to be an artist” mode after which is I want to be a game developer mode, and then there is I want to be a mobile developer mode

I am entry knowledge level at sooo many things. Maybe if ai assistants materialise in sufficient form it will be era for people like me that know a little bit of everything but lack the willpower and consistency to ever master anything.

This week is a music artist week for me I am producing stuff in Ableton maybe it isn’t good but it is the only thing that makes sense right now

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emmie 6 points 3 years ago

I almost got stuck in an infinite loop do you want to crash me

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emmie 6 points 3 years ago

I think it is a good time to gdpr request my tweet data

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emmie 6 points 3 years ago

Ugh I hate all these subscription paywalls nowadays. Internet is so far from the initial ideals

It’s pennies but if I had to track every subscription and there would be hundred... It should be covered at ISP somehow as optional news network^tm^

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