gonna let my autocomplete take this one

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

What the fuck is this?

Working on it!

Sheep are good for straight grass. Goats are good for weeds and anything else remotely plant-like. Goats more often get used to manage things like road medians and otherwise uncultivated land/hillsides for weed control.

While your dementia riddled grandpa keeps repeating that the house has never been better, the kitchen is spotless clean, and that a delicious dinner will be coming out any second now

Rare corporate democrat W

sometimes you can just palpably feel the cocaine exuding from early 2000s corp ceo's

Meanwhile, Oregon Department of Transportation be like:

for those confused or otherwise out of the loop: yes. They nuked a whale. With half a ton of TNT.

https://www.oregonencyclopedia.org/...

wait until world reserves hit minimum by the end of this month, right about when everyone realizes that hormuz open != oil immediately flowing

some shit gonna go wack for a while and might be shortages too

And totalled my 1969 Oldsmobile 98!!!

What, the ODOT logo?

Nobody accused government agencies of being good marketing agencies...

They want you so desperate to cling to employment that you will no longer care about working conditions or fair wages or be willing to endanger said employment by being politically active.

The end of the British-born free maritime system is upon us.

You are exactly right. The lead time on most industrial equipment, especially that specialized for the oil industry, is going to be multiple months. Possibly longer considering the sudden demand spike as everyone in the region is trying to rebuild at the same time.

That is not even counting the logistics nightmare it will be to get the continuous floe of supertanker traffic reorganized and restarted. The full capacity of the Strait relies on traffic entering and exiting in a predictable constant manner which will also take months to re-establish, since tankers are scattered all over the world now.

Its ok though, this is a moot point as once again Israel has predictably broken the ceasefire almost immediately, and Iran has cancelled all talks and plans to reopen the strait because of it.

give big dumb stupid idiot rabbit a hug for me

License plate cameras will soon discover rapid unscheduled disassembly

See i like this idea of pegging the min wage to inflation too, but the government(s all over) has been lying about inflation reports for over 6 years now. So they'll just fudge the numbers even worse to never go up more than a percent a year.

finance bros suddenly discovering the laws of physics: 😮

Putin's official response:

fucking rip to the eleventy billion roku smart TVs out there