Time is a circle

The Federal Bureau of Control

Hello? Pizzahut? Yes this is hospital, your patriotic disc muncher is pretty mangled up over here. Please dispense calories

Master/slave

Rules are what separates us from the animals

Science is philosophy. Somewhere along the way people seem to have forgotten that

Give it to me baby!

Should be COBOL

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

Try to hold it in so you can poop on the boss' time. It's way better to get paid for that shit.

Fuck aphids

Screw you! $1 = $1

This and other jokes you can tell yourself

True winner of a Darwin award

Looking at it might be a wet dream, trying to set it up would be a nightmare. Control systems haunt me in my sleep

It’s great because we can annoy the French and Italians at the same time this way

He is all of us. We are one

Surprisingly wholesome

Cognitive dissonance is a bitch

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