I am very confused by this new platform but I managed to bumble my way here from reddit. Hi DT! I missed you.

My boss just tried to talk to me about The Ashes and I just stared at him completely uncomprehending of what any of his words meant. "howaboutthatfourthtest", he said as he passed my desk, with absolutely NO CONTEXT. Cue me being like what test? Are we testing something? Are we testing ME?

My partner and I are starting to talk about marriage beyond just a conceptual thing 😳

I'm in Emerald for a couple of days to finally decompress from the absolute bullshit of work of the last 12 months and ngl seeing the choo choo train go past will never get old. Makes it all feel like it's gonna be OK 🚂🚃🚃

I have a consultation with my wedding florist today and I honestly don't know what I want so am terrified. This is what the professionals are for, right?

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?!

Oh 100%! Thought it was illegal not to? 😂

My partner got me to do this early on when we were dating. I think he wanted to show off his mad tying skills but little did he know that my claim of "addicted to the internet to the point I have brain worms" wasn't just me being cute. I definitely schooled him

Rough second day back at work after a week off. People really missed me work-wise rip

Report to the proper authorities

I need to remember to hit you up at the end of the year when I'm assembling my partner's Christmas hamper of "fancy tinned and preserved goods". He bloody loves tinned fish.

Good but like antsy in that "it's something new and I don't like change" kind of way? Also it's like a decision and an important one, so there's all that additional anxious excited feeling attached too!

But all positive. This is just me going through the 'omg change' phase I think. Just need to sit and get used to the idea for a little bit 😅

CONGRATS!!

Turns out I can sleep through an earthquake.

Yayyy! That's always a great feeling ❤️❤️

The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free

Toes gross me out. Even my own.

Can personally vouch for the Holsteins shake, they are fucking monsters.

Alright brains trust, anyone got recommendations for somewhere to take a dad in his 60s for dins around the Hawthorn area? No cuisine preference but somewhere you can hold a conversation. Unfortunately it isn't my hood so I'm pretty unfamiliar.

That's so CUTE