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fishbone 75 points 3 years ago

Is this multiple choice or just a suggested series of steps?

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fishbone 42 points 2 years ago

Always wear protection.

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fishbone 39 points 2 years ago

Trivializing is taking very real and major struggles that certain humans experience to much greater degree than others and pretending it has the same gravity as minor annoyances that a wide range of people experience.

If your comment is a joke or otherwise intended to be lighthearted, I apologize, but people saying in earnest what you said is a pretty major pet peeve of mine.

Real "Chronic depression doesn't exist because everyone feels sad sometimes" energy.

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fishbone 33 points 3 years ago

"Can you a room as aboluteyy no eleephant it all?"

Dunno what's giving more "clone of a clone" vibes, the dialogue or the 3 small standing "elephants" in that image.

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fishbone 30 points 2 years ago

Correction: someone did a study at MIT about aluminum helmets, not tin foil hats. The important distinction being aluminum vs. tin.

Word to the wise: Only buy tin for your protective day wear, as it hasn't been proven ineffective at blocking radio waves by MIT, unlike aluminum. Stay safe out there!

Quick addendum: This is a bit. Don't come after me, Big Aluminum.

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fishbone 28 points 3 years ago

"Any recommendations for good cummies here?"

"I usually start my day just laying in bed and checking out new cummies"

"It's unfortunate that niche cummies don't always have the support needed to stick around. I've seen great cummies wiped away before they could really build any volume up."

"It's so often overlooked, but proper handling of cummies is really what keeps them enjoyable day after day."

Yep, I see no fault with the naming scheme here. Really rolls off the tongue well too. Very palatable. Definitely not absolutely cursed.

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fishbone 27 points 3 years ago

I once won a bike in a punch card raffle for drinking as much monster as I do. No kidney stones yet, just a full immunity to the positive effects of caffeine and the constant threat from my body to never stop drinking them or else my head will implode from withdrawal.

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fishbone 27 points 3 years ago

Being mean to underpaid staff isn't exactly joke material, accidental or not.

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fishbone 26 points 3 years ago

If ye wish to climb the stairs,

Then first endure our three glares.

For moving, we aren't in the mood,

Though we may change our tune for food.

And a warning should our bowls lay empty,

Misfortune falls swift and plenty.

So please, appease us kitties three,

Lest ye wake in a bed of pee.

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fishbone 26 points 2 years ago

What's so hard to comprehend? 4 inches to a hand, 3 hands to a foot, and 5280 feet to a mile. It's a straightforward pattern!

(I hope it's not needed, but this is definitely sarcasm)

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fishbone 20 points 2 years ago

Please tell me he has lewds/nudes while holding his tactical shovel.

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fishbone 20 points 3 years ago path: 0 7106819 7118484, hotness: undefined, score: 20, children: 19
fishbone 20 points 3 years ago

Sorry, I only give that info to tigers.

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fishbone 19 points 2 years ago

And that's definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP's image.

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fishbone 16 points 3 years ago

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fishbone 15 points 2 years ago

Biblically accurate hand.

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fishbone 13 points 3 years ago

Lotta people saying they're just looking out for you. Curious what the average APR is on a capital one credit card.

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fishbone 13 points 3 years ago

96% of mammals by biomass. Still a what the fuck moment, but a noteworthy difference between that and all animals.

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fishbone 13 points 3 years ago path: 0 8972271 8993273, hotness: undefined, score: 13, children: 2
fishbone 12 points 3 years ago

For you, maybe. Mine is filled with black screen pocket photos, furry porn, and 714 copies of a video of a horrifying mecha furby that's stepping on its own removed face.

Another copy shows up every time I have a nightmare about it, which is pretty odd, now that I think about it.

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