Wrong, the date is 2024-06-12.

Eighty one percent of Americans think God will save them, so why would you care about any of their other opinions?

Couldn't they just investigate them for being shit?

This is correct. Hay can be used as fodder for animals, whereas straw cannot. It can be used for many other purposes, however, like animal bedding, building material, decorating your suburban yard in fall...

No, it wants to be roasted and covered in cheese sauce.

Makes perfect sense to me. It's generally acknowledged that

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Wait, what? Explain, please.

Look at all the peasants with no arrs.

Somebody explain what solid tumors are.

They look like a gas furnace and a hot water tank. My first thought was "Why are they connected? ", because I thought the tank had its own heating element. My second thought was "Aren't those water lines? How does a water line become incandescent?"

Have you ever seen a Massachusetts state trooper in dress uniform?

So any decent pass phrase would last hundreds, even thousands of years.

Relevant xkcd

If they had bought it, they would have run it into the ground.

Ignorant of the subject matter, but I ripped a bunch of CDs to FLAC some time ago. Would that not work for this purpose?

Why is Elmo standing in for Cookie Monster?

I think that was the joke.

Receiving a Windows Autopilot device direct from the manufacturer or vendor in no way prevents your employer from installing whatever software they want on the device, of course. I can't speak for the Apple device but I would imagine there are ways to remotely manage the device even there - requiring the employee to sign in to Jamf, perhaps.

Yes, because English.

It's Vinnie Jones!

That helps, thank you. I am thinking pancreatic cancer would be in this category. That's horrible stuff.