The low-key surveillance cam tops it.

Candidate application status: Denied due to lack of capitalist understanding and enthusiasm. Refused to monetize valuable resource.

Other people said some of this but I'm going to put it here for easy grokking:

• Use old eggs if you can.
• Pinch of salt in the water helps heal cracks in the egg shells so they don't always spill out into the water.
• Put cold eggs directly into boiling water. This means that you should make sure you achieve a rapid boil before putting eggs in.
• Put boiled eggs directly into cold water, either by pouring cold water on them or by moving them into an ice bath.
• Smack and roll the eggs on the counter, then peel.

I boil eggs every day for my family and this has been a tried and true method for us. It's solved all my egg peeling sorrows.

God… after the 3 day weekend last weekend this is exactly what I thought.

Did you miss the "Yet their profits and power look about as secure as ever" bit?

yeah, that website is a treasure trove of amazing interactive mechanical demos.

Who cares. Reddit is dead to me, and spez murdered it.

Reddit was amazing. I will always enjoy and fondly remember what it was like before Spez fucked up one of the most reputable cultures and brands in internet history. Fuck that guy... just... what a fucking shithead to destroy something so wonderful.

I'd just like to reassure everybody that you can quit using Google Chrome. I switched to Firefox a year ago. You can switch to something else too. Give it a try.

Wait, I don't need to nudge anybody. After all the ads start invading their browsing experience I doubt anybody will need much prodding.

But these sheep can't wear masks? Give me a fucking break.

I love that this article expands DEI into diversity, equity, and inclusion. It's important to remember that diversity, equity, and inclusion are not primarily political devices, but a set of moral ideas meant to improve human wellbeing and harmony. DEI is used as a political device by people who are not driven by a desire for human wellbeing.

"I never thought the leopards would eat my face!"

People are terrified to admit they support Trump.

This really is terrible. People should be allowed to support rapists in positions of authority without fear of being judged. We should all try to be more like the pope.

These are the people that fear unisex bathrooms and ban books.

This is similarly good.

"How dare she accuse us of doing evil things! We should do evil things to her as revenge."

Haha, this proves that god is not a source of morality, and instead is a dictator. I've killed everybody I want to kill, which is nobody, even when god isn't there to stop me.

Bleh, it sucks to find out about another school shooting this way. I'm glad they do this though.

God exists and watches everything you do and loves you while threatening you with eternal damnation.

In the age of deepfakes, no way I'd make that video and submit it with all the other personal details I'd be putting into the application forms. That's a recipe for ID theft.