That’s beginning to feel like an understatement. We need a new type of hole to describe just how shit things are. A shit-Mariana Trench country, perhaps.

Yep, it’s disgusting how predatory churches can be. These pastors live opulent lifestyles without a single concern for the often poor, elderly, or otherwise vulnerable, people paying for it.

Nobody deserves to be taken advantage of like this just because they’re looking for some kind of meaning in life or a community to be a part of. That’s a basic human desire. Fuck anyone that would exploit that.

There’s never been a safer assumption.

No suits either!

Mama says Friedrich Nietzsche was ornery cuz he got all them mustache hairs and no mustache comb.

Yikes. They might’ve been jerks in the second Mighty Ducks movie but dang, they don’t deserve mosquitoes. Nobody does.

He’s Republican so I just assumed he was an Olympic-caliber racist. But dang, I’m surprised this actually happened. I could’ve sworn Republicans decided to be open about their Nazism.

They see me honkin’… they honkin’
Honkin' and tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty
Tryna catch me honkin' dirty