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funkless_eck

@sh.itjust.works

funkless_eck 6 points a day ago

I'm 5'6, bisexual, and have done very well across the spectrum of gender. Height - like weight, hair color, skin color... -doesn't particularly denote attractiveness.

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funkless_eck 23 points 3 days ago

we know he stole the value of people's labor.

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funkless_eck 8 points 3 days ago

Portland OR was named after Portland ME because a guy won a coin toss and named it after his home town. The other guy wanted to name it "Boston."

Before that it was known as "The Clearing".

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funkless_eck 3 points 2 days ago

This is amazing, where's it from?

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funkless_eck 11 points 3 days ago

it's OK it's gonna be put down

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funkless_eck 17 points 4 days ago

Teachers are having trouble with boys as young as 8 not listening to them because the manosphere tells them they shouldn't respect women.

Pretty much everyone went to school with some Young Conservative type who was weirdly into politics at a young age.

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funkless_eck 9 points 4 days ago

no one cares for the classics any more 🥲

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funkless_eck 9 points 4 days ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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funkless_eck 11 points 4 days ago

most of my colleagues are women, I get along with them great. We occasionally socialize a couple of times a year outside work. I would be mortified for anyone to think they were anything more than purely colleagues.

like I wouldn't really be happy to think of them as friends - not that they're not lovely people, just that I have my friends who are friends, and these are nice people I work with.

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funkless_eck 5 points 4 days ago

yeah well that's just like your opinion man

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funkless_eck 1 point 3 days ago

I'm nearly 43, so at the prime age of struggling to keep friendships alive. Here's what I do - I appreciate I am not exactly a typical person - but also I don't have kids which makes me slightly different anyway.

I do comedy a lot. Helps with making friends.

I also run in a run club

I take classes - comedy/clown (i trained at a clown school instead of going to university), acting, swordfighting, tap dancing, music. Music is usually 1:1 but then I go to comedy and music jams and meet people.

But one can extrapolate to - pottery, painting, robot building, hackathons, book clubs, political groups, conservation, hiking...

Usually I wait til week 2 or 3 and suggest grabbing a bite or a drink before or after class. Do it enough and you just end up with friends who invite you to birthday parties and shit and now you have friends.

And then my wife's friends all have partners and we've formed a HABS (husbands and boyfriends) movie club. We are currently watching a Sylvester Stallone movie once a week.

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funkless_eck 13 points 5 days ago

I was bringing the trash cans back in last night and a guy drove past and I could smell the weed he was smoking.

This is why I do gummies.

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funkless_eck 15 points 5 days ago

this is edited. I think the original was mushrooms.

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funkless_eck 12 points 5 days ago

you can't tell me you don't have some terrible food in a gas/petrol station in your country. I've traveled. I've seen it.

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funkless_eck 10 points 5 days ago

also don't pull your head back! when I was twink enough to wear latex we all knew the copypasta about someone getting their neck snapped

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funkless_eck 2 points 4 days ago

I mean prior to the mid 1500s that's exactly what did happen.

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funkless_eck 9 points 6 days ago

why have you put me on the first map? I don't like orange juice

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funkless_eck 6 points 6 days ago

attracted to Masculine and Feminine

me, a bisexual: and vice versa.

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funkless_eck 4 points 7 days ago

Chicago Sunroof

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funkless_eck 1 point 7 days ago

minor nitpick that meeting a KPI means you agreed on a goal to be achieved over a certain time period and you achieved it.

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