Welp, really glad I got that PS5 Pro before those went up in price.

It’s a perfect metaphor for the performative Christianity they love: all show, no effort

Right after he unveils his healthcare plan and right after infrastructure week.

You force me to check out my own groceries. Fine.

But don’t get pissed when I have a lot of groceries and have to move my bags because you gave me one square foot of space to bag everything. That’s often my biggest frustration. The robot thinks I’m trying to do some shady stuff, and I’m not.

Shoulda become president first THEN leaked classified documents to russia. He'd be fine in that case.

This is the USA, someone with a loaded gun in their car is near anything all the time.

So the darkness won, eh?

I know I’m not the only one who has been saying that this type of move makes perfect sense for governments and news organizations, but I’m going to go ahead and take credit for this.

You’re welcome, guys!

Another problem is they ruined their own search with AI.

Kicked themselves right in the nuts.

The irony of the president who actually did an insurrection using this act.

Weird how every one of these tests shows most people use the money to better themselves instead of wasting it all like right wing media would say.

Super weird.

“Become?”

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

He profited from the secret service (and by proxy, us) the whole time he was president when he made them pay full price to have rooms at his garbage resort in Florida.

This should not be a surprise.

All I know is that basically every IPO I’ve seen has eventually made the product worse. I have no data to back this up, just feelings, but still. As soon as a company starts worrying about shareholders, corners start getting cut or prices start going up for no reason.

“Warning it risks the court’s legitimacy.”

Girl, that ship has sailed.

“Our cheese is so good they had to disqualify us” would be my new slogan so fast.

On this timeline, Jones will get it all back and somehow bankrupt the sandy hook families because we can never have nice things.

“Death panels!” the conservatives shouted. “The government will have death panels!”

The rubes ate it up, not realizing they had death panels the entire time and paid more for them.

I love that on SNL last night the mention of Luigi on Weekend Update was met with enough cheers that made Colin Jost have to stop and wait for the cheers to die down before telling his joke.

“I think there has been a lot of inequality in that only certain people can get financing [...] so this notion of decentralized finance is obviously very appealing to guys like me who have been debanked,” Donald Trump Jr. said in the interview on Locals.

Ha. "I'm toxic to banks so we are going to try and grift our idiot followers" is fun.