Lifetime confirmed bachelorettes.

E. Lon Musk. Supah. Geenius.

I wish that I had Chesse's girl

To collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.

“It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” the wounded candidate assured them. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a bullet-riddled, 50-page speech. Holding up his prepared remarks, which had two big holes blown through each page, Roosevelt continued. “Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”

That's a cup handle, not a bottle neck!

Good, I'm hard, keep going

I remember back in twenty-dickety-two when the Nazis took my circle-made-with-forefinger-and-thumb hand sign. They tried to take my milk, too, but I chased 'em of my property.

I read PenisDuckCuck9001's comment, and who can really argue with what PenisDuckCuck9001 is saying?

Doing drugs Down the Street The same old thing We did last week

Fuck it, fine, and it's all the same, living with Louie Dog's the only way to stay sane.

It even embiggens a kwyjibo like me!

(Sadly I am a fat North American ape, but not balding yet)

Yuuuuge bathrooms at Mar-a-Lago

Isn't that a Caesar? It's combed forward which makes all the difference.

Who says that the person you replied to named themselves after that Jesus?

I just read the "Christmas Message" from our CEO, I will paraphrase, "thanks God for sending your son Jesus to save us!" Wish I could quit.

"Just another dead doper." - Rush Limbaugh after Jerry Garcia died.

Also you said tit Ook OOk OOK HOOHOO HAHOO!

Couldn't we just build a wall around him? Serves the same purpose, right?

"I only use the n-word when the black person I'm saying it to deserves it. "

-you, probably